Character Analysis
Homeless Man
Played by Jon Gries
7 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
1.3
7
6.6
6.6
Observational
Homeless Man delivers 7 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward observational. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Homeless Man Lines
Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
Listen. I'll take that Tupperware now. I don't think so. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's mine. You gave it to me. No, no, look. I didn't say you could keep it. See, I don't give away Tupperware. You shoulda said something. Well, I didn't think I had to. Look, with a piece of Tupperware, you just assume.
Puffy shirt. Puffy shirt.
I don't think so. That's mine. - You gave it to me. - I didn't say you could keep it. See, I don't give away Tupperware. - You should've said something. - I didn't think I had to. Look, with a piece of Tupperware, you just assume.
Here you go, brother. Some food for you. Thank you. You're a good man. Bless you. You gonna be here in an hour? Where am I going?
All Jokes — 8 total
Puffy shirt. Puffy shirt.
Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
Here you go, brother. Some food for you. Thank you. You're a good man. Bless you. You gonna be here in an hour? Where am I going?
Listen. I'll take that Tupperware now. I don't think so. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's mine. You gave it to me. No, no, look. I didn't say you could keep it. See, I don't give away Tupperware. You shoulda said something. Well, I didn't think I had to. Look, with a piece of Tupperware, you just assume.
Where did the Chinese learn to cook like that?
I don't think so. That's mine. - You gave it to me. - I didn't say you could keep it. See, I don't give away Tupperware. - You should've said something. - I didn't think I had to. Look, with a piece of Tupperware, you just assume.
Hey, that's my coffee.
I'll take the job. Potato salad.