John

It's John Mollica. Oh. Oh, John. Oh, hi, John. Hi. What are you doing out here? I was just at this recital and Jerry put this PEZ dispenser on my leg and I just started laughing.

Really? Boy... you really look great. Oh, thank you.

He's kind of messed up on drugs. I don't know what to do. Have you thought about an intervention?

The membranes get dry, and it just starts bleeding. Since I was a kid, so I have to stick a tissue up there. You have to work like that? Yeah. Nobody minds. Nobody's ever said anything to me.

I looked. I don't see any ice cubes. Well, then I guess there's no ice cubes. I can't drink this. It's warm.

He can't stay. This is for close friends only. Hey, I'm a friend. Who told him to pour the Gatorade over Marty Benson's head?

You don't wanna go out with me because I'm a bartender, right? Look, you know, I don't really think that this is appropriate right now. Is it because I have a tissue in my nose?

John's song title: 'Hot-and-Heavy'

'And you know what, I've been thinking about what we do... and I'm thinking of... adding a new number to my, you know, repertoire.'