Character Analysis
Mickey Abbott
Played by Danny Woodburn
12 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
Total Jokes
12.0
Avg Craft
7.1
Avg Impact
7.0
Comedy Style
Escalation
Best Jokes by Mickey
Which one is Julie? / I don't know.
I like merlot. I love merlot. I'm crazy about merlot. I live for merlot. We're out of merlot.
Did I mention I'm a serious actor? Really? I enjoy polo. Oh. I like the beach. My aunt has been, uh, ill of late. I own a tuxedo.
If it hadn't been for that secretary of yours.... I said, sit down. Are you deaf, Bradley? I said, sit down.
Oh, everybody's your type. / What the hell does that mean? / You've been married three times.
All Jokes — 8 total
If it hadn't been for that secretary of yours.... I said, sit down. Are you deaf, Bradley? I said, sit down.
Sit down, you big, stupid ape!
Well, I have the same shirt. / Yeah, well, I'm wearing it.
Did I mention I'm a serious actor? Really? I enjoy polo. Oh. I like the beach. My aunt has been, uh, ill of late. I own a tuxedo.
I like merlot. I love merlot. I'm crazy about merlot. I live for merlot. We're out of merlot.
Well, why were you holding the door open for? / Not for you. / Who holds a door open for a man?
Oh, everybody's your type. / What the hell does that mean? / You've been married three times.
Which one is Julie? / I don't know.