Character Analysis
Milos
Played by Mark Harelik
8 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
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5.1
4.7
Character Comedy
Milos delivers 8 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 5.1 on craft and 4.7 on impact for a career WAR of 0.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Milos Lines
Jerry · Milos:Milos: 'My wife, she has no respect for Milos anymore.' Jerry: 'I guess that's a risk you run when you dabble in the flesh trade.'
Milos:Milos to his wife during the fake match: 'He's not a man, this Jerry. He's not even married like I am.'
Milos · Jerry · Patty:The fake tennis match: Milos is winning, shouting 'Too good! Another game for Milos!' while Jerry is clearly throwing every point.
Milos · Jerry:Milos (pro shop owner): 'You don't plan to hit these balls with that racket, do you?' — implying Jerry's racket is awful while secretly being terrible at tennis himself.
Milos:Milos escalates: 'Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this. He cries like a woman.'
All Jokes — 9 total
Milos · Jerry:Milos (pro shop owner): 'You don't plan to hit these balls with that racket, do you?' — implying Jerry's racket is awful while secretly being terrible at tennis himself.
Milos · Jerry:Milos offers Jerry 'an extra year membership at the club, free, no charge' to buy his silence about his terrible tennis.
Milos · Jerry:Milos, after the membership falls through, desperately offers Jerry: 'I make it up to you.' Jerry: 'Yeah, you make it up to me.' Then an immediate cut to Milos hitting a ball incompetently and Jerry screaming 'Tennis, anyone?'
Milos · Patty · Jerry:Milos sends a woman (Patty) to Jerry's apartment with his address. Patty: 'Why don't we just go up to your apartment?'
Jerry · Milos:Milos: 'My wife, she has no respect for Milos anymore.' Jerry: 'I guess that's a risk you run when you dabble in the flesh trade.'
Milos · Jerry:Milos asks Jerry to let him win at tennis so his wife will respect him again: 'That is the only way I can show her that I'm still a man.'
Milos · Jerry · Patty:The fake tennis match: Milos is winning, shouting 'Too good! Another game for Milos!' while Jerry is clearly throwing every point.
Milos:Milos to his wife during the fake match: 'He's not a man, this Jerry. He's not even married like I am.'
Milos:Milos escalates: 'Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this. He cries like a woman.'