Rabbi Glickman

Oh, how she loved that pony. Even in her declining years, whenever she would speak of it... ...her eyes would light up. Its lustrous coat, its flowing mane. It was the pride of Cracow.

oftentimes in life there are problems and just as often there are solutions

I have the SnackWells, which are very popular although I think sometimes with the so-called fat-free cookies people may overindulge, forgetting that they may be high in calories.

very often we cannot see the forest for the trees... Yeah, I don't know what that means.

In fact, she told me that she wishes she was the one who was getting married... She came off as pretty desperate.

I recall the word 'loser' peppered throughout our conversation.

I seem to recall a conversation with Mrs. Winston in 1F... I happened to mention to her how you felt it was never going to 'happen' for you.

Well, this morning I happened to find myself in the elevator with him... Oh, my God, you didn't.

A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend let's call him George.

She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again so, what's the difference?

Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth. Like the yeti... or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

You know, a member of my congregation... has a time- share in Myrtle Beach. Perhaps if you're not too busy... we could wing on down after the High Holidays.