Character Analysis
Soup Nazi
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
11
8.0
7.9
Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Soup Nazi
No soup for you! Come back, one year.
Bread, $2.00 extra. Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread. - You want bread? - Yes, please. Three dollars! - What? - No soup for you!
You just cost yourself a soup. - How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving. - Jerry?
What is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line.
You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces.
All Jokes — 11 total
Bread, $2.00 extra. Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread. - You want bread? - Yes, please. Three dollars! - What? - No soup for you!
You're pushing your luck, little man.
What is that there? Is that lima bean? - Yes. - Never been a big fan.
You know something? No soup for you! - What? - Come back, one year! Next!
What is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line.
You just cost yourself a soup. - How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving. - Jerry?
You are the only one who understands me. - You suffer for your soup. - Yes, that is right. You demand perfection from yourself, from your soup.
Gazpacho, por favor. - 'Por favor'? - Oh, I'm part Spanish. Adios, muchacho. You heard him. Get out.
You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces.
'Five cups chopped porcini mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, three pounds celery.' That is my recipe for wild mushroom.
No soup for you! Come back, one year.