Character Analysis
Bert California
Played by David Mazouz
9 jokes across 1 episodes of The Office
1.6
9
6.8
6.3
Character Comedy
Bert delivers 9 scored jokes across 1 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Bert Lines
Toby · Bert · Gabe:Toby. Hey, Bert. Want to see the dance? / Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry... / You're fired. / What? You heard me. Pack your things. / What? You can't— Gabe? Are you— I'm the CEO's son. / Pack your things. You're done.
Bert · Robert California:Very low pressure in the Sargasso Sea. Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. / Perfectly mediocre.
Dwight · Bert:Everyone hates you. / That's really rude. / I don't tell you hurricanes suck, even though it's true. / What do you like, tornadoes? Try influenza.
Bert:Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.
Dwight · Bert:I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark. / Try box jellyfish.
All Jokes — 5 total
Bert:Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.
Bert · Robert California:Very low pressure in the Sargasso Sea. Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. / Perfectly mediocre.
Dwight · Bert:Everyone hates you. / That's really rude. / I don't tell you hurricanes suck, even though it's true. / What do you like, tornadoes? Try influenza.
Dwight · Bert:I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark. / Try box jellyfish.
Toby · Bert · Gabe:Toby. Hey, Bert. Want to see the dance? / Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry... / You're fired. / What? You heard me. Pack your things. / What? You can't— Gabe? Are you— I'm the CEO's son. / Pack your things. You're done.