Character Analysis
Bert California
Played by David Mazouz
9 jokes across 1 episodes of The Office
1.6
9
6.8
6.3
Character Comedy
Bert delivers 9 scored jokes across 1 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Bert Lines
Wanna see the dance? ♪ dem bones, dem bones, dem-- ♪ / You're fired. / What? / You heard me. Pack your things. / I'm the CEO's son. Pack your things. You're done.
Everyone hates you. / That's really rude. / I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.
Is that my grandmother?
What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane? Open up a newspaper. Oh, look, a hurricane's coming.
Very low pressure in the Sargasso sea. Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. / Yeah, perfectly mediocre.
All Jokes — 9 total
Hey, Bert. / Hello. / Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.
How did you know I was bringing my son? / Oh, I didn't. It was for us. / That stuff's for babies. / Well, perhaps this party will awaken the baby in all of us.
Very low pressure in the Sargasso sea. Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. / Yeah, perfectly mediocre.
I am Kerrigan from Starcraft, I've been censored. / If you're gonna be a Zerg, at least be a lurker, not some girl. / Kerrigan is ruler of the Zerg Swarm! / Yeah, she also has boobs. / Yeah, but no nipples.
Everyone hates you. / That's really rude. / I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.
What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane? Open up a newspaper. Oh, look, a hurricane's coming.
Is that my grandmother?
You wanna attack, or let them come to us. Your call, B. / Unleash the hell storm. / Nice. / Got him. Go!
Wanna see the dance? ♪ dem bones, dem bones, dem-- ♪ / You're fired. / What? / You heard me. Pack your things. / I'm the CEO's son. Pack your things. You're done.