Character Analysis
Billy Merchant
Played by Marcus A. York
6 jokes across 2 episodes of The Office
1.8
6
7.3
7.3
Setup/Punchline
Billy delivers 6 scored jokes across 2 episodes of The Office, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.8. Their comedy leans toward setup/punchline. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Billy Lines
Billy · Michael:Billy: 'You know what, Michael? Let me stop you right there... and leave.'
Billy:Talking head: 'I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.'
Michael · Billy:Michael asks Billy how long it takes him to brush his teeth. Billy: 'About 30 seconds.' Michael: 'Oh, my God. That's three times as long as it takes me.'
Michael · Billy:Michael asks Billy: 'How did you get in your wheelchair? This morning?' Billy: 'Just like every other morning. Just climbed on in.'
Michael · Billy:Michael to Billy in wheelchair: 'You are so brave.'
All Jokes — 8 total
Billy · Michael:Billy the wheelchair user arrives and immediately reveals someone parked in the handicapped space
Michael · Billy:Michael to Billy in wheelchair: 'You are so brave.'
Michael · Billy:Michael asks Billy how long it takes him to brush his teeth. Billy: 'About 30 seconds.' Michael: 'Oh, my God. That's three times as long as it takes me.'
Michael · Billy:Michael asks Billy: 'How did you get in your wheelchair? This morning?' Billy: 'Just like every other morning. Just climbed on in.'
Billy:Talking head: 'I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.'
Michael · Billy · Dwight:Michael repeatedly interrupts Billy's actual property management announcements with raised hands and disability parallels
Billy · Michael:Billy: 'You know what, Michael? Let me stop you right there... and leave.'
Michael · Billy:Michael to Billy (the man in a wheelchair): 'Billy, your nurse is hot.' / 'That's my girlfriend.' / 'Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.' / She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's.'