Character Analysis
Carla Fern
Played by Roseanne Barr
5 jokes across 2 episodes of The Office
1.4
5
7.0
7.3
Cringe/Discomfort
Carla delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of The Office, averaging 7.0 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.4. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Carla Lines
Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine, I'm gonna call every production in Northeastern Pennsylvania. You won't even make an appearance on a security camera!
Does anything go on top of the mouse? / Yeah. / Little hat. Yeah. / Aw, that's cute. / What's the mouse's name? / Eh, you know, it really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder, you know?
Actor? / Oh, no. / Well, I have an act. Dog, cat, mouse.
Most talent agents take 10% of whatever jobs they get you, but with Carla you pay a flat rate of $5,000 up front. / Uh, it doesn't include headshots. / It doesn't include headshots. / No. / Well, of course not, because that would be insane if it did.
Would you dress up as, say, a birthday clown and go to a kid's party, let them throw pies at ya?
All Jokes — 5 total
Actor? / Oh, no. / Well, I have an act. Dog, cat, mouse.
Does anything go on top of the mouse? / Yeah. / Little hat. Yeah. / Aw, that's cute. / What's the mouse's name? / Eh, you know, it really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder, you know?
Would you dress up as, say, a birthday clown and go to a kid's party, let them throw pies at ya?
Most talent agents take 10% of whatever jobs they get you, but with Carla you pay a flat rate of $5,000 up front. / Uh, it doesn't include headshots. / It doesn't include headshots. / No. / Well, of course not, because that would be insane if it did.
Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine, I'm gonna call every production in Northeastern Pennsylvania. You won't even make an appearance on a security camera!