Paper Airplane

Unknown:Quarter finals in an hour, hope you got some sleep, because I'm going to be haunting your nightmares tonight.

Unknown:It's not so easy on the environment, if you know what I mean.

Unknown:Others seemed not to comprehend what a paper airplane is.

Unknown:I didn't see you! You should have yelling 'crossing!'

Unknown:We are now down to an elite eight. Well, seven, and Toby.

Andy:Last week I got an agent, and uh, this week I got a movie.

Andy:It's going to be seen by tons of workers in the industrial chemical community, one of whom could have a cousin whose brother is Brad Pitt, and then boom!

Andy:Next thing you know, I'm in Moneyballs 2.

Andy:I'm so freaked out by things going into eyes. It just... Wow.

Andy:And remember, do not attempt to extinguish a chemical fire with water. It will only exacerbate the flame. The dangerous flame.

Andy:Let's do it six more times.

Jim · Pam:So, we had couples therapy. No shame in that. Get it all out in the open.

Pam:Oh, we're supposed to call everything we don't want to do 'opportunities.'

Andy · Oscar:Oh, and, Oscar, I already figured out if I have to get emotional in the film, I'm just gonna think about you getting dumped by the Senator.

Andy:It's a little raw. Not cool, Oscar.

Nellie:Not one of us remembers you saying anything about $2,000. I forgot. I completely forgot.

Nellie:But my new studio apartment is just fine for me and Phillip and Tinkie and Crinklepuss and Bandit Two and Pawlick Baggins and Lady Aragorn and their 10 kittens.

Nellie:I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about that try to bag a farmer.

Dwight:Let's be honest, when it came to manured fields, Angela was, at best, indifferent.

Erin:I once ripped Greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head just for a handful of Crispix.

Andy:That's the clicky-clacker. He clicks that, and then the guy says, 'Action.'

Film crew:We just need a picture of the top of your head in case we burn some of your hair off.

Kevin:Kevin, did you make that yourself? Yes. In a way. From one that I bought on Craigslist.

Kevin:I can't. I love them all too much. And none of them fly. So that makes it harder.

Kevin:Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.

Jim:But, to speak my truth, it wasn't out of the way, because I felt like a tea anyway, so one trip.

Andy:I just made a character choice to be a scientist who really likes what he does and enjoys his job.

Andy:It's Tom Brokaw, the newscaster. Come on.

Erin:Yeah! Oh, eat it, piggy! Eat it! Oink, oink, oink.

Esther:So, there might just be a little bit of feather in your nuggets or just a little bit of meat inside of your pillow.

Andy:I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts.

Andy:I'll get nude if you want me to. I'll go full Lena Dunham, but I...

Andy:Carla!

Carla:Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine, I'm gonna call every production in Northeastern Pennsylvania. You won't even make an appearance on a security camera!

Andy:Andy Bernard can't squirt water in his eye and act like it doesn't freak him out. But you know who can? Older Male Lab Assistant Number One.

Erin:I was gonna buy you a sweater. So this is stupid.

Pam:I acknowledge with gratitude that you are being kind and responsible enough to include it in your calendar.

Oscar:Are you guys high? Because, if so, to speak my truth, I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me in some hits off your kind buds.

Esther:We want you to win. Dwight told me about your situation. It's such a pity. Just use the money wisely.

Creed:I know a guy who can turn that into $800. Hint, it's me.

Angela:I don't need pity, and I don't need charity. I have my dignity, and that's enough. And as long as I have that, I'll be okay.

Jim:Love suffers long and is kind. It is not proud. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. Love never fails.