Mark

Mark:Mark the interviewer: 'I'm the horrible boss around here, but please don't hire Jamie Foxx to kill me.' / 'Django' / 'I don't agree with the use of the n-word in that movie. It's too soon.'

Mark:Mark: 'They call me Marky Mark around here, because here at Simon Realty we are one funky bunch. Come on, you guys. Raise the roof when I say that. What are you, all temps again today?'

Mark:Mark the interviewer's self-description of his office: 'This is not so much an office as it is a rec room with a bunch of computers in it. And, frankly, if I had my way, I'd toss the computers in the garbage, but unfortunately we use them for practically everything we do, so... that ain't gonna happen.'

Mark · Roger:Mark: 'When I say chillax, people chillax. Watch this. Hey, Roger, chillax.' [Beat] Roger: 'No. I heard you.'

Mark · Pam:Mark does Bob Dylan impression singing Pam's resume back to her, including '♪ Well, I'm kinda cute / and I'm... But I'm married, so... ♪ Leave that be'

Mark · Pam:Pam's interview: Mark holds her tiny resume up, calls it 'Papa Smurf, come back to the mushroom.'

Mark · Pam:Mark reads Pam's resume upside-down, speaking gibberish, then: 'Oh, wait a second. Now I can read it.' / 'Oh, 'cause it was upside-down.'

Mark · Pam:Mark: 'But I like this resume, and here's why. It shows that you stick around. You don't jump ship easily like a lot of these people. I mean, they -- they worship me, you know, but do they like me?'

Mark · Pam:Mark showing Pam to her desk: 'This will be your desk, right up front. Best seat on the roller coaster. You must be this tall to ride this ride. No pregnant women allowed. Are you? I'm not allowed to ask, so...'

Mark · Pam:Pam realizes the 'office manager' position is a receptionist. Mark: 'Yeah. Like a receptionist, but we call you the office manager, because it's less demeaning.'

Mark:Mark, noticing the documentary cameras: 'By the way, how long are these cameras gonna be following you around? Because I think this is pretty cool.' [Whistles] 'Pretty, pretty cool. Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm.'