Mark

Hey, I love the Birkenstocks. Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car for special occasions.

Baldy, your head is bald, it is hairless, it is shiny, it is reflective, like a mirror. "M," your name is Mark. / Yes. / Got it. It works! / Uh, it's very insulting. / But it works.

Mark's Django reference: 'I'm the horrible boss around here, but please don't hire Jamie Foxx to kill me.'

Mark's uncomfortable racism comment: 'I don't agree with the use of the n-word in that movie. It's too soon.'

Mark's forced office enthusiasm: 'They call me Marky Mark around here, because here at Simon realty we are one funky bunch.'

Mark's failed 'chillax' command and Roger's defiant response

Mark's accent attempts: '[Brooklyn accent] cawfee talk' and 'Like buttah'

Mark reading Pam's upside-down resume and his gibberish reaction

Mark's existential crisis: 'I mean, they worship me, you know, but do they like me?'

Mark's Bob Dylan impression during job interview

Mark's pregnancy policy: 'The last three girls here all got pregnant... It's a different chair.'

Mark's receptionist explanation: 'Like a receptionist, but we call you the office manager, because it's less demeaning.'