Tim Dockery

Tim · David:David, can i just ask why you've hired yourself a new secretary when you're having to fire people like alex? Different people, different jobs.

Tim:I'm not thinking of leaving, i am leaving.

David · Tim · Karen:I don't want to put words in your mouth, but what sort of a boss would you say i am? I'm a... good boss, yeah. He said good. No. You're a great boss.

David · Tim:it's not because you asked dawn out and she said no? I didn't ask her out. It was as a friend. It was as a friend. Put friend. Put friend down.

Tim · David:i feel a little bit like i'm wasting my time. That life's too short. Exactly. Thank you.

Karen · David · Tim:That he doesn't want! I didn't ask you. You asked me how i felt... i don't want to know now.

Tim · Gareth:Could you not do that here, mate? Not do that here? I've got to do it, mate. Really. No chance you could throw it in the bin?

Tim · Gareth:Gareth, can you keep it down a bit? Hmm? Can you stop it? Yeah. I'll just do it like this.

David · Tim:You're still thinking about the bad news. There's no good news. It's bad news and irrelevant news.

David · Tim:That's not a phrase though. 'I've got bad news and irrelevant news.' You could have told us about neil and kept your promotion to yourself.

Tim · Gareth:that's the most profound thing you've ever said. You do that and foreigners, women or the disabled take advantage of it. Can i withdraw my last comment?

Tim:It's phrases like sloppy seconds which make her out of your league.

Lee · Tim:Did you ask my girlfriend out? Eh? No. You hit on someone's girlfriend? No. I can't let that go. No. Listen... we've got a problem.

Tim · Lee:It was just a soldier to cry on. A soldier? Shoulder. A soldier? Are you bent or something?

Lee · Tim:Is this a wind-up? Yeah. Sorry, mate. Don't do that, man! Having a laugh. I'm sorry.

David · Tim:Ask yourself why i got high blood pressure on the day of the medical. Are you saying you cheated science and faked high blood pressure so you could remain in the job?

Tim · Dawn:David's made me senior sales clerk. Wow. Um... i thought you wanted to be a psychologist. Oh, yeah. But senior sales clerk is... well, it's 500 quid guaranteed extra a year.

Tim:no. Moving up. Yeah? Moving up. Moving up can mean within an internal ladder, framework, or sideways to external, then up. You've got to look at the whole pie vis-à-vis my current life situation.

Tim · other character:- Do i look like a fisher price man? - Yeah! Don't say yeah.

Tim · Gareth:- You said you saw him fight norris in "enter the dragon". He fights bob wall in both, but norris is only in "way of the dragon." - So he's fighting norris... - in what? - "Way of the dragon." - Correct.

Tim:Yeah, because if you wanted to send someone undercover, you'd want the world's most famous chinese film star!