Character Analysis
Marky Bark
Played by Chris Diamantopoulos
24 jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development
4.2
24
7.0
6.8
Character Comedy
Marky delivers 24 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 4.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Marky Lines
Marky:No. I have no idea what you look like. I have this condition called face blindness.
Marky:He joined al-Qaeda. / And I only signed up 'cause he was giving away a free beard brush.
Marky:That's a face? Everything I do is wrong.
Marky · Lindsay:I'm the straightest guy you know! Why does every man feel like they have to say that to me?
Marky:I thought you were taking a dump. I must have scared the (BLEEP) off that lady in the bathroom when I threw the door open and told her I loved her.
All Jokes — 24 total
Marky:He joined al-Qaeda. / And I only signed up 'cause he was giving away a free beard brush.
Marky:A bunch of deranged bees chased him out of a tree and he fell to his death.
Lindsay · Marky · Narrator:Coincidence? / That's not a coincidence. / Yes, it is
Marky:So this guy all the way to that guy back there, that's just a piece of wood I stick in there.
Marky:No. I have no idea what you look like. I have this condition called face blindness.
Marky:Also wanted to make sure you weren't a dude. I can tell with voices usually, but some guys, they'll fool you if that's what they want to do.
Marky:I thought you were taking a dump. I must have scared the (BLEEP) off that lady in the bathroom when I threw the door open and told her I loved her.
Marky · Ma Bark:It's not DeBrie, Ma Bark. It's Lindsay. I just cut off my hair.
Lindsay · Marky:You really are color-blind. Face-blind.
Marky:The strong will become the weak. But I think I overdid it first on the maca, because I ended up seeing two of him.
Marky:That lizard bastard bit me! God! Who keeps numbing these desert animals?
Marky · Lindsay:Come on, Cindy. / What do you think? / Ugh. Smells weird in here. What is that? / I think it's just... not urine.
Marky:Cindy? You okay? Look, Lindsay, Cindy already marked the master.
Marky · Lindsay:How was beg? / Beg was good. I found sometres lechescake.
Marky · Lindsay:Did you take the silver glitter? / Nope. I mean, I'd say check the junk drawer, but I can't differentiate anymore.
Lindsay · Marky:Blue in the face, yeah. That's better than what I had, actually. I was gonna say they'd be covered in ink and glitter.
Marky:That's a face? Everything I do is wrong.
Marky · Lindsay:I'm the straightest guy you know! Why does every man feel like they have to say that to me?
Marky:What's the worst that can happen? [Cut to chaos with ostrich]
Marky · Lindsay:If you see a woman named Lindsay, tell her to bail me out. I'll do my best, sir.
Marky:They're upping my charges from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism.
Marky:Jail's a lot like Swappigans, except there's only one thing to swap. It's scary.
Marky:Anus tart. Yep, that's me.
Marky:You wouldn't believe the scallops they're throwing away here, but I got out of that Dumpster my way.