Character Analysis
P-Hound
Played by P-Hound
11 jokes across 3 episodes of Arrested Development
1.7
11
6.9
6.6
Escalation
P-Hound delivers 11 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 1.7. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest P-Hound Lines
George Michael · P-Hound:George Michael confesses to Maeby about their past relationship: 'for whatever reason, I listened to my dad who said we shouldn't make it work.' / 'Was she your first?' / 'Cousin? No.' / 'Why would your mind go right to... ? No.'
George Michael · P-Hound:'Did he look betrayed to you?' / 'He kind of always looks that way.'
Michael Bluth · P-Hound:P-Hound's roommate says 'There's a computer lab?' simultaneously with Michael saying 'There's a computer lab?'
George Michael · P-Hound:P-Hound's 'peace pizza' becomes a 'war pizza' after George Michael tries to kick him out
P-Hound:"Okay, first you 'F' me with Fakeblock, and then you're gonna kick me out when you have a hottie coming over? I have roommate rights."
All Jokes — 14 total
Michael Bluth · P-Hound:P-Hound's roommate says 'There's a computer lab?' simultaneously with Michael saying 'There's a computer lab?'
George Michael · P-Hound:The naming process for the app: Woodblock (taken), Blockwood (taken), Block of Wood (taken), Block-block (no — 'people are going to think we're in the chicken-noise business')
George Michael · P-Hound:Fakeblock domain name is available for $5,000; George Michael just spent 99 cents on competitor apps — '...times three'
George Michael · P-Hound · Maeby:George Michael's roommate is also interested in Maeby — he's wearing the same shirt as George Michael and Maeby compliments it on him, causing George Michael to realize he's been betrayed
George Michael · P-Hound:George Michael confesses to Maeby about their past relationship: 'for whatever reason, I listened to my dad who said we shouldn't make it work.' / 'Was she your first?' / 'Cousin? No.' / 'Why would your mind go right to... ? No.'
George Michael · P-Hound:George Michael says 'I wasn't yet O.S.' — P-Hound: 'Overtly sexual.' — George Michael: 'Overtly sexual. Right. As I live and breathe. Crazy. That's just crazy.'
George Michael · P-Hound:George Michael claims he 'made a 40-year-old woman cry in Spain' as evidence of his overt sexuality; P-Hound responds 'I love making love to Spanish women'; George Michael says 'Get out.'
George Michael · P-Hound:'Did he look betrayed to you?' / 'He kind of always looks that way.'
P-Hound · George Michael:P-Hound upon learning George Michael IS George Maharis: 'Why would you do that?' / 'You know, it's like the time you told that girl you were George Takei's son.'
George Michael · P-Hound:'I put in the first three dollars, so that makes you a hop-on.' / 'No, you're the hop-on, Paul.' / 'I know exactly who you're trying to hop on to.' / (both) 'Maeby.'
Lawyer · George Michael · P-Hound · Narrator:The Fakeblock lawsuit: 'Was it or was it not my client who put up the initial seed money for the block software that served as the underlying architecture of Fakeblock?' / 'It was 99 cents.' / 'Times three.' / 'Times three.'
George Michael · P-Hound:P-Hound's 'peace pizza' becomes a 'war pizza' after George Michael tries to kick him out
George Michael · P-Hound:P-Hound's photo of Maeby brushing her teeth — 'Not against the rules.' 'Still a little weird, don't you think?' 'But not against the rules.'
P-Hound:"Okay, first you 'F' me with Fakeblock, and then you're gonna kick me out when you have a hottie coming over? I have roommate rights."