Rebel Alley

George Michael · Rebel · Carlos:'I only know Carlos because of that old song "Carlos the Tickle Monster." / Wait, what song is that? / Oh, god, I knew he made that up.'

George Michael · Rebel:George Michael tells Rebel 'In Spain, they don't even eat dinner until after 11 p.m.' as if it's a profound personal revelation

George Michael · Rebel:'Oh, I know this guy. Hey.' / 'Oh. It's Justin. That's David Henrie. He's Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place.' / 'Hmm.' / 'It's on a lot in Spain.'

Rebel · George Michael:'How does your privacy software work?' / 'Huh? It's private.'

George Michael · Rebel · Cop Boyfriend:Rebel is dating an 'undercover cop boyfriend' she's trying to get into bed — George Michael just booked a hotel room for one night with one bed for himself and Maeby

Rebel · Andy Richter:Rebel criticizes George Michael as a jerk: 'You're a bigger jerk than Andy Richter over there!' / Andy: 'Loosen up, bitch. I'm Andy Richter! I probably make like $8,000 a day or something.'

George Michael · Rebel:'You were in the remake of "Dangerous Cousins." I signed up to Netflix because of that movie.'

George Michael · Rebel:'I prefer a woman who aims higher.' — George Michael's response to Rebel saying women must throw themselves at his feet

Rebel · George Michael:'That was funny.' / 'Yeah, I know.' / 'That was good. That was...' / 'Smooth.' / 'Smooth. Hey, we have the same taste in words.'

George Michael · Rebel:George Michael's father is paging 'George Michael' over the club intercom while George Michael is trying to pass himself off as 'George Maharis' — he sneaks away to 'check his messages in the men's room'

Rebel · George Michael:Rebel describes her dinner companions as 'a right-wing politician and his date, who was an actual hooker.' George Michael: 'Oh, my God, they sound like terrible people.'

Rebel · George Michael:Rebel discovers the Shoedini in the sex toy bag — 'What is this used for?' Michael explains it's for putting shoes on without bending over. Then: 'Get Shoedini right this second!' and 'I can think of another use for it.'

Rebel · George Michael · Narrator:Rebel says 'I've gotta be gone in five minutes. It's gonna be a quickie.' — which was the exact line George Michael had planned to use, so he improvises: 'Fine, but I hope we can spend some quality time together later.'

Rebel · George Michael:'Oh, my God, you're the dream boyfriend. Well...'

Ron Howard · George Michael · Rebel:George Michael's hair turns out to be 'Howard Red' — matching Ron Howard's family hair color exactly

Rebel · George Michael:Rebel: 'We Howards don't just laugh when things are funny. We laugh when we're happy. And when things are uncomfortable, too.' / George Michael: 'You mean, when bad reviews start rolling in?'

George Michael · Rebel:George Michael arrives at Howard barbecue: 'Your dad is so nice.' / Rebel: 'It's been his job since he was two.'

George Michael · Rebel:Rebel and George Michael bonding: 'Sometimes, you want to look in your parents' perfect, sweet, kind faces, and tell them off.' / George Michael: 'Punch them.' / Rebel: 'Why would you say that?' / George Michael: 'No, no, I... That... I don't feel that way, but certain kids do.'

Rebel · George Michael:Rebel offers to loan George Michael bail money, calling it a 'bailout' — George Michael's eyes light up

Rebel · George Michael:Rebel after kissing George Michael: 'It's like kissing your cousin. Ugh.' / George Michael: 'Ew. Okay. Gross, okay. Got it.'

Rebel:Know what? I've never been attracted to handsome men.

Rebel · George Michael:You know Betty White has this same car? / You know Betty White? / We share a weed dealer.

George Michael · Rebel:Online hacking I can deal with, it's just the day that they show up in person that I'm dreading. / But you can't live in fear, so... let's go. Whatever happens, happens.

George Michael · Rebel:You hired a bunch of foxy guys to protest me because I said I hated hot guys. / 'Rebel.' 'Unfair.' / I was reading that as rebel.

Protester · Rebel:I went as you for Halloween last year. / Yes, I went as you for Halloween last year. / Can we get a picture?

Rebel · George Michael:Oh, my goodness. Fakeblock is so impressive. / Yeah. / I mean, Fakeblock's incredible. / Fakeblock is... / Yeah, Fakeblock is real.