Rebel Alley

Michael · Rebel:It's not too embarrassing walking around with a bunch of photographs of yourself. Well, looks like it's part of your job. You're an actress? No, I'm a narcissist.

Unknown · Rebel:Who was that? / No one.

Mort · Rebel:Well, if you need a name, I'm the guy who came up with Schnoodle. How do we know each other? We don't. That's what it is.

Rebel:I tried to deactivate my Facebook profile. It's easier to get out of Scientology.

Rebel · George Michael:Wait, what song is that? Oh, god, I knew he made that up.

Rebel:Just remind me not to go in the men's room!

Rebel:At least he wasn't drunk and bitching about Don Ameche not knowing his lines in Cocoon.

Rebel:And I've already got some birth control in me that I paid for myself, and I'd hate to let it go to waste.

Rebel:Well, I suppose anything goes in a dorm.

George Michael · Rebel:Oh, my God, they sound like terrible people. Oh, they were.

Rebel · Narrator:This is like making love with the Wright brothers in their bicycle shop. I'm sure she just meant one of them.

Rebel · Director:Action. Tweet and drive. Yeah, that was good, but it's 'text.' And we need the word 'don't.'

Rebel:No, this is my son, Lem Depardieu.

Michael · Rebel:Was that fun for you? No.

Rebel · Michael:Are you gonna call me? If I'm in traffic.

George Michael · Rebel:That is a device that older people use to put their shoes on... without bending over! Get Shoedini right this second.

Rebel:We Howards don't just laugh when things are funny. We laugh when we're happy. And when things are uncomfortable, too.

Rebel · George Michael:Sometimes, you want to look in your parents' perfect, sweet, kind faces, and tell them off. Punch them.

Rebel · George Michael:It's like kissing your cousin. Ugh. Ew. Okay. Gross, okay. Got it.

Rebel · George Michael:Know what? I've never been attracted to handsome men. Ah.

George Michael · Rebel:You know Betty White has this same car? - You know Betty White? - We share a weed dealer.

Rebel:You hired a bunch of foxy guys to protest me because I said I hated hot guys.

George Michael · Rebel · Real tech entrepreneur:Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Fakeblock is so impressive. - Yeah. - I mean, Fakeblock's incredible. - Fakeblock is... - Yeah, Fakeblock is real. It's my place.

George Michael · Rebel · George Michael · Rebel · Maeby:Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Fakeblock is so impressive. - Yeah. - I mean, Fakeblock's incredible. - Fakeblock is... - Yeah, Fakeblock is real. It's my place.

Rebel:A little.