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Character Analysis

Rebel

Played by Rebel

26 jokes across 9 episodes of Arrested Development

WAR

4.2

Total Jokes

26

Avg Craft

6.9

Avg Impact

6.7

Comedy Style

Observational

Best Jokes by Rebel

All Jokes — 25 total

S4E04

It's not too embarrassing walking around with a bunch of photographs of yourself. Well, looks like it's part of your job. You're an actress? No, I'm a narcissist.

6.86.5
S4E11

Who was that? / No one.

7.26.8
S4E12

Well, if you need a name, I'm the guy who came up with Schnoodle. How do we know each other? We don't. That's what it is.

7.06.5
S4E12

I tried to deactivate my Facebook profile. It's easier to get out of Scientology.

6.86.8
S4E13

Wait, what song is that? Oh, god, I knew he made that up.

6.56.3
S4E13

Just remind me not to go in the men's room!

6.16.0
S4E15

At least he wasn't drunk and bitching about Don Ameche not knowing his lines in Cocoon.

7.07.0
S4E15

And I've already got some birth control in me that I paid for myself, and I'd hate to let it go to waste.

6.86.8
S4E15

Well, I suppose anything goes in a dorm.

5.75.5
S4E15

Oh, my God, they sound like terrible people. Oh, they were.

6.66.3
S4E15

This is like making love with the Wright brothers in their bicycle shop. I'm sure she just meant one of them.

7.47.5
S4E15

Action. Tweet and drive. Yeah, that was good, but it's 'text.' And we need the word 'don't.'

6.56.0
S4E15

No, this is my son, Lem Depardieu.

6.46.0
S4E15

Was that fun for you? No.

7.67.5
S4E15

Are you gonna call me? If I'm in traffic.

6.76.5
S5E05

That is a device that older people use to put their shoes on... without bending over! Get Shoedini right this second.

6.86.8
S5E06

We Howards don't just laugh when things are funny. We laugh when we're happy. And when things are uncomfortable, too.

7.46.8
S5E06

Sometimes, you want to look in your parents' perfect, sweet, kind faces, and tell them off. Punch them.

7.26.5
S5E06

It's like kissing your cousin. Ugh. Ew. Okay. Gross, okay. Got it.

7.87.7
S5E09

Know what? I've never been attracted to handsome men. Ah.

6.66.2
S5E09

You know Betty White has this same car? - You know Betty White? - We share a weed dealer.

7.47.0
S5E09

You hired a bunch of foxy guys to protest me because I said I hated hot guys.

6.96.7
S5E09

Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Fakeblock is so impressive. - Yeah. - I mean, Fakeblock's incredible. - Fakeblock is... - Yeah, Fakeblock is real. It's my place.

7.57.3
S5E09

Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Fakeblock is so impressive. - Yeah. - I mean, Fakeblock's incredible. - Fakeblock is... - Yeah, Fakeblock is real. It's my place.

7.47.5
S5E13

A little.

6.86.2