Character Analysis
Carol Willick
Played by Jane Sibbett
37 jokes across 16 episodes of Friends
7.4
37
6.7
6.6
Cringe/Discomfort
Carol delivers 37 scored jokes across 16 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 7.4. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Carol Lines
Carol · Ross:Is your finger caught in that chair? Mm-hm. Want us to go? Uh-huh.
Carol:Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?
Ross · Carol:We could have a threesome. -I love that idea!
Carol:He can't quite say 'mama' yet, but once he said 'Yemen.'
Carol · Ross:So? She's a woman.
All Jokes — 37 total
Carol · Ross:A lesbian? Well... You never know.
Carol · Susan · Ross:Quack, quack... quack, quack, quack. / Ross? / That opens my cervix.
Ross · Carol · Ross:As in 'Mouse'? / As in my grandmother. / Still, you say 'Minnie,' you hear 'Mouse.'
Ross · Carol · Susan:Helen Geller? / I don't think so. / Hello, it's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Carol · Ross:Uh, that's our friend Tanya. Of course it's your friend Tanya.
Carol · Ross:The sex of the baby, Ross. Oh. You know the sex of the baby?
Ross · Carol:Let's say you and I give it another shot. - Ross. No, no, I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian.
Carol:It's time to take the pin out.
Carol:All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.
Carol:It'll have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same. It'll just stay in.
Carol:Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?
Ross · Carol · Susan:Hey, where the hell have you been? We stopped at the gift shop. I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Carol:Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
Carol:I'm trying to get a person out of my body here and you're not making it any easier. Now go!
Phoebe · Ross · Carol · Susan:How about Ben? I like Ben. Ben. How come you never mentioned Ben before? We, uh, just cooked it up. That's what we were off doing.
Carol · Ross · Unknown:Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like, uh... Like what? Cantaloupe juice. Exactly.
Carol:You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Carol:We're getting married.
Carol · Ross:Is your finger caught in that chair? Mm-hm. Want us to go? Uh-huh.
Carol:We know. He already did it last week. You can watch our tape if you want.
Carol:He can't quite say 'mama' yet, but once he said 'Yemen.'
Carol:Yes, he has. Very good.
Carol:He carries it everywhere, like a security blanket. But with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Ross · Carol:A different kind of anniversary. / Oh.
Carol:We both know you'll do it because you're not a jerk. So you can sulk here for half an hour, then go get them, or save time and sulk in the car.
Ross · Carol:You don't want to skimp there. / You're a genius. It came to about $112. But what the hell, call it an even 110?
Carol:Carol (his ex-wife) sarcastically asks if the hockey puck 'jumped up and hit him'
Ross · Carol:Ross frantically reassures Ben while Carol watches with obvious amusement
Ross · Susan · Carol:Look at you two bonding. Making us late for the airport. / It's just us getting along is difficult for him... because he doesn't like me. / Come on. That's... / It's true.
Carol:I didn't really believe it until you just said it!
Carol · Ross:So? She's a woman.
Carol · Ben:Nobody's going to London. Welcome to London, governor.
Ross · Carol:We could have a threesome. -I love that idea!
Carol:Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so...
Carol:Oh umm, y'know I think it would be better if we just save it.
Carol:You want to wander in the hall?
Carol:There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.