Character Analysis
Richard Burke
Played by Tom Selleck
41 jokes across 9 episodes of Friends
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41
6.4
6.1
Character Comedy
Richard delivers 41 scored jokes across 9 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.4 on craft and 6.1 on impact for a career WAR of 0.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Richard Lines
Richard:Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening.
Richard:You guys see me as a dad?
Richard:Just your dad.
Richard:They don't start sentences with 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Richard · Chandler:By the way, the answer is: the Brazil nut. -Was his question, 'What's more boring than him?'
All Jokes — 41 total
Monica · Richard:How you doing? I'm a twinkie! Really? I'm a hero.
Richard:My parents are dead. God, you are so lucky! I mean... Well, you know what I mean.
Richard:Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you!
Richard:She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot.
Richard:You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet.
Richard:I have a comb.
Richard:In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
Richard:That's Eric. Glad to be of help. Matches.
Richard:He kept my dollar.
Richard:They don't start sentences with 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Monica · Richard · Monica:Then, go Vassar! They're not in it. Okay, then just go.
Richard:Nice mustache. At puberty, that thing will really kick in.
Richard:You guys see me as a dad?
Richard:Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening.
Richard:Like a hound?
Richard:Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.
Richard:If kids is what it takes to be with you, then kids it is.
Richard · Monica:You got panties stuck to your leg.
Monica · Richard:I think it's too soon. / No, it's not too soon. I had lunch at 11.
Richard:That's my hand.
Richard:I'll just throw them out.
Richard:Just your dad.
Richard · Monica · Chandler:You know, the hazelnut, actually not a nut. It's a seed. -Wow. Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut? -Oh, dear God. Let me think.
Richard · Chandler:By the way, the answer is: the Brazil nut. -Was his question, 'What's more boring than him?'
Richard:Well, my nose got lonely.
Richard:As a poet once said, 'In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures...for in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.'
Richard:Came here to tell you I still love you.
Richard:You say he's straight, I'll believe you.
Richard:Why don't they put chairs back here?
Monica · Richard:What were you doing in Africa? -Working with blind kids.
Richard:I didn't ask.
Richard:I'll just leave the door open and go sit on the couch.
Richard:Scotch on the rocks with a twist? I remember.
Richard:No. That's art.
Richard:If it bothers you, I can put my art out.
Monica · Richard:Edward Nevsky. Yeah, he's no good.
Richard:Maybe someone with a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
Richard:10, 20 minutes, if you need it.
Richard:Well, all right, one thing happened.
Chandler · Richard:You know, Richard, you are a good guy. I know. I hate that.
Richard:I'm wearing two belts.