Character Analysis
Steve
Played by Phill Lewis
20 jokes across 4 episodes of Friends
5.3
20
6.9
6.8
Cringe/Discomfort
Steve delivers 20 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 5.3. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Steve Lines
Steve:Boss's ironic response about sophistication after Chandler said 'butt cracks'
Steve:I do like my hair.
Steve · Ross:Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years. / Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Steve:I lost it to drugs.
Steve:Don't touch my coat.
All Jokes — 19 total
Steve:Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
Steve:'Tartlets?' 'Tartlets.' Word has lost all meaning.
Steve:These are-- They are like a little corn envelope, you know?
Steve:Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!
Steve:Bears overboard! They're drowning! Hey, fellas! Grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! Help! Help! I'm drowning! Help!
Steve · Ross:Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years. / Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Ross · Steve · Ross:I mean, I don't know Howard. / Howard's the handyman. / Yes, but to me, he's just 'man.'
Steve · Steve · Crowd:3B. / You got your free food. You ruined everyone's fun. Isn't it time you went home? / Go back to 3B, 3B.
Steve:I'm kind of funny-looking.
Steve:Well, I'm not.
Steve:I have a lot of medical problems.
Steve:I lost it to drugs.
Steve:It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money.
Steve:And I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Steve:I do like my hair.
Steve:Don't touch my coat.
Steve · Rachel:would you like to make love to me? Really, really not.
Steve:It doesn't work anyway.
Steve:Boss's ironic response about sophistication after Chandler said 'butt cracks'