Emir

That should beat the black mould I had for breakfast at my last motel.

Maybe you know my wife. I don't-I'm kidding. I don't have a wife...anymore.

Body lice, you know, from the sheets, that'll get you a bad review. I've contracted it a few times, it's not pretty.

I was gonna say modest, but...

I'm a plant. / I'm sorry?

So you cracked before we even ordered drinks?

When there's a beautiful woman sitting across from me, even if she is a con artist, I welcome the company.

The student driver has my phone, and I have his. We didn't give them back to each other after we exchanged info.

Um, long story short, I took a pottery class with this one. / Oh, uh, I'm Emir. / Oh, Dane... a. Dana. / Dana?

Oh my God! Hello! Um, hi! Can I get another drink then, to the room, please? Thanks! / I actually just meant like, your mini-bar.

I actually just meant like, your mini-bar.