Character Analysis
Emir Kaplan
Played by Ennis Esmer
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Schitt's Creek
2.2
11
7.2
6.8
Misdirection
Emir delivers 11 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 7.2 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 2.2. Their comedy leans toward misdirection. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Emir Lines
Stevie · Emir:Stevie confesses she's a plant mid-lunch, before they've even ordered drinks
Emir:Emir: 'So you cracked before we even ordered drinks?'
Emir · Felmington:Emir: 'Which prison? Maybe you know my wife.' Then: 'I don't have a wife... anymore.' Felmington: 'Disappeared?' Emir: 'I'll never stop looking.'
David · Emir:Oh my God! Hello! Um, hi! Can I get another drink then, to the room, please? Thanks! / I actually just meant like, your mini-bar. / Oh no, I finished that.
Stevie · Emir:Stevie lists her own virtues: 'Smart, charming, dazzling sense of humour.' Emir: 'I was gonna say modest, but...'
All Jokes — 13 total
Emir:Emir mentions 'black mould for breakfast' at his last motel as a casual benchmark being exceeded by coffee and pastries
Emir · Felmington:Emir: 'Which prison? Maybe you know my wife.' Then: 'I don't have a wife... anymore.' Felmington: 'Disappeared?' Emir: 'I'll never stop looking.'
Emir:Emir: 'This is not my A-material. But then again, I don't normally ask women out when I'm on the job.'
Stevie · Emir:Stevie lists her own virtues: 'Smart, charming, dazzling sense of humour.' Emir: 'I was gonna say modest, but...'
Stevie · Emir:Stevie confesses she's a plant mid-lunch, before they've even ordered drinks
Emir:Emir: 'So you cracked before we even ordered drinks?'
Emir · Roland · Johnny:Emir asks Roland ('Ro-lahnd') to make a dinner reservation — and to make it for 'Ms. Felmington' — then asks Johnny to get tea for 'Ms. Felmington'
Emir:The student driver has my phone, and I have his. We didn't give them back to each other after we exchanged info. So if you wanna know what's on a 16-year-old's smartphone, I could offer you that.
Stevie · Emir:No, thank you. / Yeah, that's probably for the best.
Emir · Stevie · David:Oh, are you here with someone? / Uh, no. / Oh! Ohhh... Oh um, no. We just ran into each other at the bar. Um, long story short, I took a pottery class with this one.
Emir:Listen, I just wanted you to know that Stevie told me what you did for her tonight. You know, giving up your evening, so that we could have some time together. Anyway, it was really cool of you... and not just because we get to have a little sleepover because of it.
David · Emir:Oh my God! Hello! Um, hi! Can I get another drink then, to the room, please? Thanks! / I actually just meant like, your mini-bar. / Oh no, I finished that.
Emir · Stevie · David:Okay, um... what do you say we get up there, maybe do a little duet? I feel like that's the kind of thing you'd be totally comfortable with, right? / Mhmm... / Yeah, love that. / I think it's best if you guys just sat down, and watched. / Oh, okay. / Next time. / Yeah. Mhmm. / Off the hook for now.