Character Analysis
Emir Kaplan
Played by Ennis Esmer
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Schitt's Creek
2.2
11
7.2
6.8
Misdirection
Emir delivers 11 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 7.2 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 2.2. Their comedy leans toward misdirection. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Emir Lines
Emir:I actually just meant like, your mini-bar.
David · Emir:Oh my God! Hello! Um, hi! Can I get another drink then, to the room, please? Thanks! / I actually just meant like, your mini-bar.
Emir:Maybe you know my wife. I don't-I'm kidding. I don't have a wife...anymore.
Stevie · Emir:I'm a plant. / I'm sorry?
Emir:That should beat the black mould I had for breakfast at my last motel.
All Jokes — 11 total
Emir:That should beat the black mould I had for breakfast at my last motel.
Emir:Maybe you know my wife. I don't-I'm kidding. I don't have a wife...anymore.
Emir:Body lice, you know, from the sheets, that'll get you a bad review. I've contracted it a few times, it's not pretty.
Emir:I was gonna say modest, but...
Stevie · Emir:I'm a plant. / I'm sorry?
Emir:So you cracked before we even ordered drinks?
Emir:When there's a beautiful woman sitting across from me, even if she is a con artist, I welcome the company.
Emir:The student driver has my phone, and I have his. We didn't give them back to each other after we exchanged info.
David · Emir · David:Um, long story short, I took a pottery class with this one. / Oh, uh, I'm Emir. / Oh, Dane... a. Dana. / Dana?
David · Emir:Oh my God! Hello! Um, hi! Can I get another drink then, to the room, please? Thanks! / I actually just meant like, your mini-bar.
Emir:I actually just meant like, your mini-bar.