
Character Analysis

Ivan
Played by Jasmin Geljo
10 jokes across 2 episodes of Schitt's Creek
1.7
10
7.0
6.6
Character Comedy
Ivan delivers 10 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 1.7. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Ivan Lines
Ivan · Twyla:what does dog say before the breakfast? / Bun appetite. / Bun... Bone appetit, I think it's a dog bone joke.
Ivan:when I speak, is like many, many muffin in my mouth.
Ivan:I always watch romantic movies. 'Got Mail,' 'When Harry Met Sally,' 'Smell of Woman.'
Ivan:Mr. Rose, I blow it.
Ivan:Ivan's escalating pastry list: vatritza, burek, gibantsa... and now I making uh, Danish, eclair, American-style toaster popping tart.
All Jokes — 13 total
Johnny · Ivan:Can I help you? / Bob wants us to meet. / Bob wants us to meet?!
Johnny · Ivan · Bob:Well, there's no bagel — I mean, you know, Bob, I already told you... / I got some brick. / You've got bricks? What bricks? / For bagel oven.
Ivan · Johnny:Ivan introduces himself as 'Ivan! Bob's friend?' and Johnny says 'Bagels, I know, yes.'
Ivan · Johnny:Yeah. I not make breakfast. / No, no, no, a continental breakfast, just pastries and coffee. / No coffee.
Ivan:No, I make coffee, but only for myself.
Ivan:This is where I bake. I have three ovens. Is tradition in my family.
Ivan:Ivan's escalating pastry list: vatritza, burek, gibantsa... and now I making uh, Danish, eclair, American-style toaster popping tart.
Ivan:when I speak, is like many, many muffin in my mouth.
Ivan:You just say nice thing. I'll give you cinnamon bun for free. You say, he's a good man, hard worker, never hurt no one.
Ivan · Twyla:Ivan arrives at the café with cinnamon buns for Johnny and muffins for Twyla — then turns to Twyla and says 'Here's the muffins. Goodbye.'
Ivan:Mr. Rose, I blow it.
Ivan:I always watch romantic movies. 'Got Mail,' 'When Harry Met Sally,' 'Smell of Woman.'
Ivan · Twyla:what does dog say before the breakfast? / Bun appetite. / Bun... Bone appetit, I think it's a dog bone joke.