The Bubble Boy

Ever called someone and were disappointed when they answered? You wanted the machine.

the phone machine is like this relationship respirator keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive

It's very important for human beings to feel popular and well-liked amongst a large group of people we don't care for

I ate the whole plate. I didn't know. I thought they were peanuts.

No, no. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky.

That's not funny, Naomi. I didn't mean to be funny there.

What'd you say, it's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?

Well, first of all, Elmer Fudd is one of the most beloved internationally known cartoon characters of all time.

It makes juice, it extracts the pulp and... And then the vitamins. For long life and vitality.

It's like Coco Chanel going out with a fishmonger.

You know, she's with all the perfumes, and a fishmonger's a pretty bad smell.

He vomited all over her.

Top of the morning to you. What do you say? What do you be?

Gee, that's... That's too bad. Yeah. Too bad.

No, no, no. No, no, that's pie country. Yeah. They do a lot of baking up there.

They sell them by the road. Blueberry, blackberry. Blackberry, boysenberry. Boysenberry, huckleberry. Raspberry, strawberry. Strawberry, cranberry. Peach.

You mean 'pressed' because it's a dry cleaner?

Well... Same bed, and underwear and a T-shirt.

Well, you'd be naked, of course.

A bubble? A bubble? Yes, a bubble.

bubble boy

Oh, I thought it was like an igloo.

Who has the remote? He does. The remote goes through the bubble? Yeah. He's in the bubble with the remote. So you have no control over the remote? No. It's frustrating.

He's a bubble boy! A bubble boy? Yes, a bubble boy. What's a bubble boy? He lives in a bubble. Boy.

What kind of a bubble, like an igloo?

You can just follow us. Oh, great. Okay, we're going away. I think I'm excited. I'm excited.

I don't know if he likes her as much as he likes it.

He once went from West 81st St. to Kennedy airport in 25 minutes. I never heard the end of it.

I once made it to Kennedy airport from West 81st St. in 15 minutes.

Because he's my directions.

You know, Jerry's left, but listen, you see, my golf game got canceled. I'm thinking of going up myself. They got pies, and I got the directions right here.

My grandmother died two months early from how I reacted in the hospital. She was getting better. Then I paid her a visit. She saw my face, boom. That was the end of her.

This isn't a park bench where you come in and sit down. It's a business.

Gary Seinfield.

Hey, Ma! What the hell do I gotta do to get some food around here? I'm starving. And if it's peanut butter, I'm gonna shove it in your face!

Nothing's finer than being in your diner.

That is so lame, Jerry. People will be reading that for the next 20 years and laughing at you.

Never seen a kid in a bubble before? Of course I have. Come on. My cousin's in a bubble.

My friend Jeffrey's sister also, bubble, you know... I got a lot of bubble experience. Come on.

How about taking your top off?

I'm gonna kick your ass.

This chicken is really good.

That's a joke. The Moors. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. It's the 'Moops.' The correct answer is the Moops.

It doesn't matter. It's Moors. There's no Moops. It's Moops. Moors.

Some little bald guy from the city.

No, it's good for you. Retards the aging process.

Bubble boy tried to kill me. What? Susan, tell them. It's a long story.

He's a lying snot. He's a cheater, aren't you, little twerp? Moors! Moops!

There's the guy who tried to kill the bubble boy. Get him!

I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls.

My Cubans.

Something very scary and exciting about fire. People always run to see a fire.

I got fire right here in my hand. Smoke and fire is literally coming right out of my mouth.

My head could open up. Lava could explode out. Pour right down my face. Doesn't bother me a bit.

You think this end is bad. Look at this wet, disgusting nub, huh? How scary is that?