Character Analysis
Abby
Played by A. J. Langer
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.3
5
7.3
6.9
Escalation
Abby delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Abby Lines
I'm not Jewish. Well, neither am I. Well, why are you going? I'm not. I'm running it.
Cynthia would not date a hack. Would. Does. Is.
I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.
It's not a valet, it's a protégé.
Marsala? Piccata.
All Jokes — 5 total
It's not a valet, it's a protégé.
I'm not Jewish. Well, neither am I. Well, why are you going? I'm not. I'm running it.
Marsala? Piccata.
Cynthia would not date a hack. Would. Does. Is.
I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.