Character Analysis
Abby
Played by A. J. Langer
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.3
5
7.3
6.9
Escalation
Abby delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Abby Lines
Abby · Jerry:Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protégé is a hack. / I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.
Jerry · Abby:Have you seen his act? He's got a 12-minute bit about Ovaltine. He's a pug, a patsy, a hack. Cynthia would not date a hack. Would. Does. Is.
Jerry · Abby:I'm gonna mentor this kid to the top. Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protégé is a hack. I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.
Jerry · Abby:George Costanza is your mentor? Yeah. He's great. I am learning so much. About what? How to calculate 5 percent of a restaurant check?
Abby:My mentor says the duck is outstanding here. I'm not really a duck fan. The skin seems sort of human.
All Jokes — 7 total
Abby:My mentor says the duck is outstanding here. I'm not really a duck fan. The skin seems sort of human.
Jerry · Abby:Have you seen his act? He's got a 12-minute bit about Ovaltine. He's a pug, a patsy, a hack. Cynthia would not date a hack. Would. Does. Is.
George · Abby:You're sure, with your schedule, you'd have time to take on a protégé? I'll make time. Because, Abby, I was once like you. Wide-eyed, naive. I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental as risk management.
Jerry · Abby:George Costanza is your mentor? Yeah. He's great. I am learning so much. About what? How to calculate 5 percent of a restaurant check?
Jerry · Abby:As a matter of fact, I happen to have a protégé of my own. Who? A Mr. Kenneth Bania.
Jerry · Abby:I'm gonna mentor this kid to the top. Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protégé is a hack. I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.
Abby · Jerry:Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protégé is a hack. / I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.