Character Analysis
Antonio
Played by David Labiosa
7 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
2.4
7
7.3
7.5
Irony/Sarcasm
Antonio delivers 7 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.5 on impact for a career WAR of 2.4. Their comedy leans toward irony/sarcasm. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Antonio Lines
A gas main beneath the restaurant exploded, killing five people in my section, Including the busboy who replaced me.
You saved my life!
Hey, why don't you watch where you're going, okay? Because you bumped into me. Who do you think you're talking to, pal?
Hey, hey, you steal my money? - No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out.
Paquita, perhaps frightened from the explosion, had miraculously returned.
All Jokes — 7 total
A gas main beneath the restaurant exploded, killing five people in my section, Including the busboy who replaced me.
You saved my life!
Paquita, perhaps frightened from the explosion, had miraculously returned.
Hey, why don't you watch where you're going, okay? Because you bumped into me. Who do you think you're talking to, pal?
Hey, hey, you steal my money? - No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out.
This is all burned up. Look at this. What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?
You can't pay with this. - That's all I got. - Then you got no calzones.