Babu Bhatt

Babu · Jerry:How did you hear about us? / People. People are talking.

Babu:A steaming hot, folded face cloth for your pleasure.

Babu:Our specials are tacos, moussaka and franks and beans.

Babu · Jerry (inner monologue):You're a very kind man. Very kind. Thank you. Very kind. I am a kind man. Who else would do something like this? Nobody. Nobody thinks about people the way I do.

Babu · Jerry:Babu accidentally spilling food/liquid all over the IQ test

Jerry · Babu:I'm out of time, anyway. / Please forgive me. Please. / Go ahead. I'll take care of it. / Please, I'm very sorry. / Tell your friends.

Babu:You're a very smart man. I listen.

Jerry · Babu:Jerry advises Babu to serve Pakistani food — 'as opposed to, say, the franks and beans, for example.' Babu: 'You see everything, don't you?'

Babu · Jerry:You see everything, don't you? / Well, you know, not everything. I do what I can.

Babu:You see how I listen? (Babu to Jerry, reopening as a Pakistani restaurant)

Jerry · Babu:I never do this, but the shrimp... it's just a little stringy. / You have any chicken? / The shrimp is stringy? / Well, maybe you refrigerated... / Quiet! / No, I... / You shut up! / You make me change restaurant, but nobody come!

Babu:You say make Pakistani. Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no people!

Babu:You bad man! You very, very bad man.