Character Analysis
Barry Prophet
Played by John Kapelos
6 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.6
6
7.1
7
Cringe/Discomfort
Barry delivers 6 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Barry Lines
Barry · Kramer:Excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom. / I'm hip. / Hip to what? / To the whole scene. / What scene? / The bathroom scene.
Kramer · Barry:Cigarette? / No, no. I never touch them. / Well... I suck them down like Coca-Cola.
Kramer · Barry:You should try this new dental floss, Glide. It's fantastic. / I use Dentotape. / You should try this. / I don't wanna. / Not even once? / No. / You know, you're an idiot. / Why, because I use Dentotape? / Right. Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot.
Barry · Kramer:Listen, don't take this personally, but when I come back, I'm sitting over there. / Whatever turns you on.
Kramer · Barry:Looks like you got yourself a little cold there, huh, fella? / I don't think so. / Me neither.
All Jokes — 8 total
Jerry · Barry:So how's my money? / Well, it's still green.
Kramer · Barry:Cigarette? / No, no. I never touch them. / Well... I suck them down like Coca-Cola.
Kramer · Barry:Looks like you got yourself a little cold there, huh, fella? / I don't think so. / Me neither.
Kramer · Barry:You should try this new dental floss, Glide. It's fantastic. / I use Dentotape. / You should try this. / I don't wanna. / Not even once? / No. / You know, you're an idiot. / Why, because I use Dentotape? / Right. Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot.
Kramer · Barry:South America, huh? / Yeah, yeah. That's a burgeoning continent. / Well, they are expanding their economic base, yeah.
Barry · Kramer:Excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom. / I'm hip. / Hip to what? / To the whole scene. / What scene? / The bathroom scene.
Barry · Kramer:Listen, don't take this personally, but when I come back, I'm sitting over there. / Whatever turns you on.
Barry · Kramer:No, no, I don't like it. / What do you mean, you don't like it? How could you not like it? / I like the thick tape.