Character Analysis
Bobby
Played by Thomas Dekker
6 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
2.1
6
7.6
7.5
Dark/Subversive
Bobby delivers 6 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.6 on craft and 7.5 on impact for a career WAR of 2.1. Their comedy leans toward dark/subversive. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Bobby Lines
I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. That would be nice, but I really just need the card.
Bobby, you gotta stop calling your gammy. / Why? / Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Gammy has been out late the night before. And sometimes when Gammy's not alone.
What if I get Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow just for you? Really? Paul O'Neill would do that? For you, he would.
Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
Hey. That's not a home run. Well, maybe not technically, but... You said he could hit two home runs.
All Jokes — 6 total
What if I get Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow just for you? Really? Paul O'Neill would do that? For you, he would.
I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. That would be nice, but I really just need the card.
Yeah! One more to go!
Hey. That's not a home run. Well, maybe not technically, but... You said he could hit two home runs.
Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
Bobby, you gotta stop calling your gammy. / Why? / Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Gammy has been out late the night before. And sometimes when Gammy's not alone.