Brett

Elaine · Brett:Elaine tries to talk to Brett about Farbman shoes mid-song; Brett ignores her, fully absorbed in 'Desperado'

Brett · Jerry · Elaine:Brett offers Jerry a desk, fax machine, and free furniture out of pity for his apparent poverty

Brett · Elaine:Brett worries Jerry is upset about the Farbman chest going to Kramer; Elaine is baffled

Brett · Elaine:Brett suddenly goes tense mid-dinner; Elaine panics thinking there's someone outside — it's 'Desperado' on the radio

Elaine · Brett:Elaine mentions the urban legend about 'the guy with the hook' mid-Desperado trance; Brett shushes her

Elaine · Brett:Elaine plays 'Witchy Woman' for Brett; he shushes her before she gets two notes in

Brett · Jerry:Brett encounters wet Jerry on the street: 'Haven't you ever heard of an umbrella?' / Jerry: 'I didn't have enough money.'

Brett · Jerry:Brett offers to pay for the ruined checks: '12 cents?' / Jerry: 'It's not the money. It's my hand. It's crippled from writing and writing.'

Brett · Jerry:Brett: 'Nothing's working for you, is it?' / Jerry: 'Not at the moment, Brett.' / Brett: 'I'd give you a ride, but I've got Karl Farbman here.'

Brett:Brett: 'Sure things will pick up for you soon.' (in the rain, to soggy Jerry)

Jerry · Japanese guests · Elaine · Brett:The drawers are stuck from hot tub steam warping the wood — the Japanese guests are trapped inside the Farbman chest

Brett · Elaine:Brett and Elaine arrive to rescue Jerry. Brett decides to take an axe to the Farbman — Elaine tries to stop him: 'It's not as nice as Kramer's cabinets, but it's a start.'

Elaine · Brett:Elaine apologizes for hitting Brett in the head 'with an axe. At least it was just the handle.'

Brett:Elaine tries to calm Brett and comfort him; he can't remember Farbman's name: 'What am I gonna tell...? I can't remember his name. Fleckman?'

Brett · Elaine:Brett, concussed, hears 'Desperado' and immediately goes into his trance — even post-brain-injury

Paramedic · Brett · Elaine:Second paramedic: 'Doctor, I think we're losing him.' — while 'Desperado' plays and Brett is in his trance; then ♪ She got the moon in her eye ♪