Character Analysis
Pat Buckles
Played by Barry Diamond
9 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
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5.8
5.8
Character Comedy
Buckles delivers 9 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 5.8 on craft and 5.8 on impact for a career WAR of 0.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Buckles Lines
Jerry, don't start up with me. Jerry, we're riffing. No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?
Really? Do you mean that? No, I don't.
That athlete's-foot bit killed. Really? You think I need to lose some weight? Weight? No. You just need some height.
Rochelle Rochelle? A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Minsk?
Yes! Yes, I eat fish! I don't know how you eat that crap.
All Jokes — 9 total
Why do they call it 'athlete's foot'? You don't have to be an athlete to get it. My father gets it all the time and, believe me, he's no athlete.
Yes! Yes, I eat fish! I don't know how you eat that crap.
I wonder how Ike Turner would react in traffic. 'You better move that car, girl, before I bust you up.'
It's not bad enough that I can't see, I have to sit here for two hours. I don't think so.
Jerry, don't start up with me. Jerry, we're riffing. No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?
Jerry, my closet is packed to the gills. I'm afraid to open the door.
Really? Do you mean that? No, I don't.
That athlete's-foot bit killed. Really? You think I need to lose some weight? Weight? No. You just need some height.
Rochelle Rochelle? A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Minsk?