Enzo

Enzo · Jerry:It's my day off, but I take care of you anyway, because you my favorite customer. You been with me for so long. You're so loyal.

Enzo · Jerry:'Jerry, today I'm going to do something special for you.' — ominous foreshadowing from Enzo

Jerry · Enzo:Jerry: 'I don't wanna take too much off.' Enzo: 'Hey, who's your barber, eh? You tell the joke, I cut the hair.'

Enzo · Gino:Enzo: 'I love that Edward Scissorhands! That's the best movie I ever seen.' Gino: 'Again with the Edward Scissorhands?'

Enzo:Enzo: 'How can you have a hand like a scissor, eh? Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor! Hey, it's a beautiful dream. I love to be this man.'

Enzo:Enzo: 'Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet, hmm? What are you going to do on the toilet?'

Enzo · Gino:Enzo: 'I come to apologize.' Gino: 'Apologize?' Enzo: 'I rented the movie Edward Scissorhands. That Johnny Depp, he make me cry.' Gino: 'He make me cry, too.'

Enzo · Gino:Enzo notices hair on the floor in Gino's apartment: 'Hey! What's all this? It's just hair. You do haircut in the apartment? No. Pizza man was here. Maybe some fall off. He's going bald. It looks very familiar.'

Enzo:Enzo: 'I don't mind if somebody's funny, but I no like the funny business.'

Enzo:You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny, but I no like the funny business.

Enzo · Newman:Enzo to Newman: 'How you like a free haircut for six months? What's the catch? You're gonna get me a sample of Jerry's hair.'

Newman · Enzo:Hmm. That job sounds like it might be worth... a year's free haircuts. / And a comb.

Enzo · Newman:Enzo's Edward Scissorhands review while getting Newman's hair sample: 'I tell ya, this... Scissorhands is a hell of a barber.' Then drops to pick up the hair: 'Oh, gee, I dropped a nickel.'

Enzo:Enzo examines recovered hair: 'Oh, you done good, Newman.' Then: 'Io voglio vendetta!' (I want revenge!)

Newman · Enzo:It was a cinch. Where you going? Io voglio vendetta!

Enzo:Enzo critiques Edward Scissorhands: 'I don't get this Scissorhands. Is he supposed to be a superhero? Like Green Lantern or somebody? What's with this guy?'

Enzo:I don't get this Scissorhands. Is he supposed to be a superhero? Like Green Lantern or somebody? What's with this guy?

Enzo · Jerry:Enzo Manganero! Oh, my God!

Enzo:Enzo confronts Jerry: 'It was you that was at Gino's apartment the other night! I get a sample of your hair. I match them up!'

Jerry · Enzo:Jerry's pathetic cover story: 'Well, I was there, but I was just dropping off a book.' Enzo: 'Don't, Jerry.'

Enzo:Enzo: 'I'm gonna kill the both of you!'

Jerry · Enzo:Final scene: Jerry asks when he can go out again. Enzo: 'Not for a while.'