Character Analysis
Hal Kitzmiller
Played by Vince Grant
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
0.4
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5.7
Character Comedy
Hal delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.0 on craft and 5.7 on impact for a career WAR of 0.4. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Hal Lines
Hal · Elaine:'Good Vertebrations' and 'The Lumbar Yard'
Hal · Elaine:Hal reveals the mattress was custom-designed for Elaine. He estimated her height at 5'8'' and weight at 'about 110 pounds.'
Hal · Kramer:Hal meets Kramer and asks: 'And you've... how do I put this? You've been in her bed.' / 'That's right.' / 'But this isn't still going on?' / 'No, no, no, she put a stop to that.'
Hal · Elaine:Hal notices the mattress smell. Elaine deflects: 'I went clamming the other day and I forgot to hose off my boots.'
Elaine · Hal:Elaine receives a surprise mattress delivery from Hal after one date.
All Jokes — 8 total
Hal:You know Twinkies aren't cooked? It's a substance.
Hal · Elaine:'Good Vertebrations' and 'The Lumbar Yard'
Elaine · Hal:Elaine receives a surprise mattress delivery from Hal after one date.
Hal · Elaine:Hal reveals the mattress was custom-designed for Elaine. He estimated her height at 5'8'' and weight at 'about 110 pounds.'
Hal · Elaine:Hal notices the mattress smell. Elaine deflects: 'I went clamming the other day and I forgot to hose off my boots.'
Kramer · Hal:Kramer meets Hal by the river and accidentally calls him 'Langerhans' instead of 'Kitzmiller.'
Hal · Kramer:Hal meets Kramer and asks: 'And you've... how do I put this? You've been in her bed.' / 'That's right.' / 'But this isn't still going on?' / 'No, no, no, she put a stop to that.'
Kramer · Elaine · Hal:Kramer runs into Elaine at the river; she's there on a date with Hal. He accidentally reveals the East River situation to them.