Character Analysis
Hal Kitzmiller
Played by Vince Grant
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
0.4
5
6
5.7
Character Comedy
Hal delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.0 on craft and 5.7 on impact for a career WAR of 0.4. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Hal Lines
I went clamming the other day and I forgot to hose off my boots. Clamming? Yeah, I clam and scallop.
Like Back in Business... or Good Vertebrations. Not this one. It's called the Lumbar Yard.
I estimated your height and weight: 5'8'', about 110 pounds?
You've been in her bed. That's right. But this isn't still going on? No, no, no, she put a stop to that.
You know Twinkies aren't cooked? It looks cooked. It's dark on the bottom. That's just the way it is. It's a substance.
All Jokes — 5 total
You know Twinkies aren't cooked? It looks cooked. It's dark on the bottom. That's just the way it is. It's a substance.
Like Back in Business... or Good Vertebrations. Not this one. It's called the Lumbar Yard.
I estimated your height and weight: 5'8'', about 110 pounds?
I went clamming the other day and I forgot to hose off my boots. Clamming? Yeah, I clam and scallop.
You've been in her bed. That's right. But this isn't still going on? No, no, no, she put a stop to that.