Character Analysis
Jean-Paul
Played by Jeremiah Birkett
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.3
5
7.0
7.2
Escalation
Jean-Paul delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.0 on craft and 7.2 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jean-Paul Lines
Jean-Paul:Why separate knob! Why separate knob!
Jerry · Jean-Paul:The snooze alarm, wasn't it? — No, man, it wasn't the snooze... — AM-PM? — Man, it wasn't the AM-PM. — It was the volume. — Oh, the volume. — Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm. — Oh, separate knob. — Yeah, separate knob.
Jerry · Jean-Paul:Sorry about the Olympics. — Me too.
Jerry · Jean-Paul:I think I offended the wake-up guy. — No, no. — No, no, I did. — I think he's got it in for me. — He doesn't have it in for you. — What if he doesn't call out of spite? — It is his job.
Jerry · Jean-Paul:What are you saying? — I'm saying, get the hell out of there! Let me put you in a hotel. You'll be comfortable. You'll be near the starting line, and most importantly, you'll have a wake-up call, Jean-Paul. — A wake-up call. — Wake-up call? — These people never fail. They sit in a room with a big clock all night long, just waiting to make that call.
All Jokes — 12 total
Jerry · Jean-Paul:Sorry about the Olympics. — Me too.
Jerry · Jean-Paul:The snooze alarm, wasn't it? — No, man, it wasn't the snooze... — AM-PM? — Man, it wasn't the AM-PM. — It was the volume. — Oh, the volume. — Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm. — Oh, separate knob. — Yeah, separate knob.
Jean-Paul:Why separate knob! Why separate knob!
Kramer · Jean-Paul:How was your soak? A good soak? — Oh, man, very good soak. The soak of the year.
Elaine · Jean-Paul:I set this thing for 20 seconds. — This was for two minutes, see?
Jean-Paul · Elaine:You mis-set the timer? — Jean-Paul, it's not my microwave, okay? Okay?
Jerry · Jean-Paul:What are you saying? — I'm saying, get the hell out of there! Let me put you in a hotel. You'll be comfortable. You'll be near the starting line, and most importantly, you'll have a wake-up call, Jean-Paul. — A wake-up call. — Wake-up call? — These people never fail. They sit in a room with a big clock all night long, just waiting to make that call.
Building manager · Jean-Paul:All right, that's it. Let's go. — Man, I got a race tomorrow.
Jean-Paul · Jerry:Jean-Paul, I just want to get some sleep. — All right. Let's check out the clock. Notch good. 6:50. Volume check. What kind of music you wanna wake up to? Top 40, Classical? — Man, whatever. — How about adult contemporary? — Fine, adult contemporary. — Just pick one. — All right. We're going with adult contempo.
Jerry · Jean-Paul:I think I offended the wake-up guy. — No, no. — No, no, I did. — I think he's got it in for me. — He doesn't have it in for you. — What if he doesn't call out of spite? — It is his job.
Jean-Paul:Jean-Paul leaves a comfortable hotel bed and returns to Kramer's apartment — reaction shot implied as he surveys the chaos
Jean-Paul:You're a wonderful driver. Fantastic route, man.