Jeannie Steinman

Jerry · Jeannie:Jeannie: 'More cereal? That's your third bowl today. You had it for breakfast and lunch.' Jerry: 'Hey. So, what's the deal with brunch? If it's a combination of breakfast and lunch, how come there's no 'lupper,' or no 'linner'?'

Jerry · Jeannie:Jerry meets Jeannie: 'Same initials. How do you like that?' Jeannie: 'I like it.'

Jerry · Jeannie:Jerry: 'This has been quite a night. I could sure use a cup of coffee.' Jeannie: 'Hey, what's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there? And then where does it go?'

Jerry · Jeannie:Jerry and Jeannie both ordering cereal at a restaurant. Waiter: 'The usual?' Jerry: 'Yeah.' Jeannie: 'A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk.' Waiter: 'Okay, two bowls of Cheerios.' Jerry: 'You too?'

Jeannie · Jerry · Elaine:Jeannie to Jerry: 'Well, I went in there and they said, 'hey.'' Jerry: 'Yeah, I think it's the same thing.' Elaine's audible 'Oh, big surprise.' reaction.