Kurt

Kurt · George:No, I only eat cage-free, farm-fresh. / Yes. These are sweatshop eggs.

Elaine · Kurt · Elaine:It's so thick and lustrous. I mean, it was. Well, it still is. / I shaved my head for my swim team. I just liked the way it looked, so I kept it. / Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? I mean, with you under it?

George · Kurt:Oh, it's coming in already. / Yeah. / Wow, you have some very nice little seedlings here.

George · Kurt:Well, it doesn't seem to be coming in so good over here or here. / What do you mean? / Well, I don't know. / How long have you been shaving your head for? / About three years. / Oh, my God. I'm going bald.

Elaine · Kurt:I don't care. / You got a big stain on your shirt. / Oh, yeah, a meatball fell out of my sandwich. / You already ate? / It's from yesterday.

George · Kurt:Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter, then you won't be Kurt anymore. / What will I be?

Kurt · George:How long do I have? / Fourteen months, maybe 10. / Is there anything I can do? / Yes... live, damn it. Live every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life, because in many ways it is.

Kurt:No, no, no, it has to be now.

Police Officer · Newman · Kurt:Well, well, well, look who's here. / Oh, man. / Mr. Costanza, you're under arrest for aiding and abetting a known fugitive. / I'm not George Costanza. / Save it. We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go.

Jerry · Kurt:Why? Why'd you get into a fistfight with the cop? / They thought I was George. / I'm not that bald. / And I have too little time left to take that crap, so I slugged him.

Jerry · Kurt:How long are you gonna be in here for? / My lawyer says 14 months, but with good behavior maybe 10.