Character Analysis
Laura
Played by Pamela Brull
11 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
2.6
11
6.8
6.9
Cringe/Discomfort
Laura delivers 11 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 2.6. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Laura Lines
Never get engaged.
'Why don't you stick around, and we can sleep together.' What? 'You want me to sleep with you?'
'I don't wanna sleep alone.' And she says... Oh, boy. 'Love to.'
You're engaged? You know, you really have no idea what it's like until you do it. I'm on this emotional roller coaster. You're engaged? You know, I can't believe it myself sometimes.
Laura, George was wondering if... Sure. I'll do it.
All Jokes — 11 total
Guess who.
Never get engaged.
I know this sounds touristy, but I'd love to go on one of those... five-hour boat rides around Manhattan.
Never get engaged.
You're engaged? You know, you really have no idea what it's like until you do it. I'm on this emotional roller coaster. You're engaged? You know, I can't believe it myself sometimes.
Laura, George was wondering if... Sure. I'll do it.
Hey, this is my friend you helped become the first ball man. Congratulations.
'Hi, Gwen.' 'Hi, Tide.' High tide? 'Hi, Todd.'
'Why don't you stick around, and we can sleep together.' What? 'You want me to sleep with you?'
'I don't wanna sleep alone.' And she says... Oh, boy. 'Love to.'
Hey, how about that ball man injuring Monica Seles? Wasn't that something? I'm deaf.