Character Analysis
Laura
Played by Pamela Brull
11 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
2.6
11
6.8
6.9
Cringe/Discomfort
Laura delivers 11 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 2.6. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Laura Lines
Todd · Laura · George · Jerry:Maybe you can stick around, and we can sweep together. / 'Why don't you stick around, and we can sleep together.' / What? / 'You want me to sleep with you?' / I don't wanna sweep alone. / He says, 'I don't wanna sleep alone.' / And she says... Oh, boy. 'Love to.'
Jerry · George · Laura:That couple is breaking up. / They're breaking up? How do you know? / She reads lips. / What are they saying now? / 'It's not you. It's me.'
Laura · Jerry · George:Guess who. / Hey, hey. / Hey, hey.
Laura · Jerry:Guess who. / Hey, hey. He... / Hey, hey.
George · Laura:George: 'Cut it.' Laura signs: 'George says, Cut it.' George: 'Cut it.' Laura: 'George says...' George: 'CUT IT. Would you stop signing?!'
All Jokes — 17 total
George · Jerry · Laura:George: 'So much depends on the layering, the quality of the wetness in the eyes—' — then Laura arrives and blindfolds Jerry as a greeting
Laura · Jerry · George:Guess who. / Hey, hey. / Hey, hey.
Laura:Well, I know this sounds touristy, but I'd love to go on one of those five-hour boat rides around Manhattan.
Laura:Laura hangs up the phone and announces: 'Never get engaged.'
Laura · Jerry:Guess who. / Hey, hey. He... / Hey, hey.
Laura · Jerry:This place isn't so bad. / Yeah, it kind of motivates me to work on the road.
Laura:Never get engaged.
Jerry · Laura:You're engaged? / You know, you really have no idea what it's like until you do it. I'm on this emotional roller coaster. / You're engaged? / You know, I can't believe it myself sometimes. You have to start thinking in terms of 'we.' It's a very stressful situation. / You're engaged. / Yeah, he's a great guy.
Jerry · George · Laura:That couple is breaking up. / They're breaking up? How do you know? / She reads lips. / What are they saying now? / 'It's not you. It's me.'
Jerry · George · Laura:That couple is breaking up. / They're breaking up? How do you know? / She reads lips. / What are they saying now? / 'It's not you. It's me.'
Jerry · Laura:Laura, George was wondering if... / Sure. I'll do it.
George · Jerry · Laura:'Hi, Gwen.' 'Hi, Tide.' High tide? / 'Hi, Todd.'
Laura · George:'That's interesting. I love carrots, but I hate carrot soup. And I hate peas, but I love pea soup.' / So do I.
Todd · Laura · George · Jerry:Maybe you can stick around, and we can sweep together. / 'Why don't you stick around, and we can sleep together.' / What? / 'You want me to sleep with you?' / I don't wanna sweep alone. / He says, 'I don't wanna sleep alone.' / And she says... Oh, boy. 'Love to.'
George · Gwen · Laura:You get rid of me, now the two of you are gonna sleep together? / What? You're crazy. / 'What? You're crazy.'
Todd · George · Laura:No, I didn't. I said 'sweep.' / Let's sweep together, like with a broom. Cleaning up. / 'Cleaning up.' / Sweep? / Yes. Sweep. / 'Yes. Sweep.' / Cut it. / George says, 'Cut it.' / Cut it. / George says... / Cut it. Would you stop signing?!
George · Laura:George: 'Cut it.' Laura signs: 'George says, Cut it.' George: 'Cut it.' Laura: 'George says...' George: 'CUT IT. Would you stop signing?!'