Lloyd Braun

Yeah, there was a fire in my apartment. A fire. There's a lot of major chicks in this place, huh?

Something wrong with your arm? Yeah, actually. I bumped my elbow on a desk and injured something... and now it sort of moves involuntarily.

That's a bitch, huh?

One of my campaign themes would be... that everybody should wear nametags to make the city friendlier. Nametags, huh? Everybody would know everybody. It would be like a small town.

-George. -I don't chew gum. It's different. Where did you get it? A friend of mine in Chinatown gave it to me. -I can ask him where he got it. -No, don't bother. -It's no problem. -I don't want it.

That was odd. Am I crazy or does Jerry not wear glasses? You're not crazy. Jerry does wear glasses. He just forgot them, that's all. Not crazy.

-Sorry you forgot those glasses. -I don't know what I was thinking.

-How did you like that gum? -He loved it.

Hey, George. -Thought you didn't chew gum. -I don't.

Actually, the importer is right in Chinatown. I'll introduce you. You can get it get it whenever. It's not necessary.

-So how about that Elaine today? -Oh, baby. What is that all about, huh? She was practically undressing in front of me at the theatre.

-I didn't see anything. -You really missed a show, buddy.

Are you out of your mind? What's the problem here? This hot dog's been here since the silent era. -You'd have to be insane to eat it.

Here you go. -All this? -Yeah. -A hundred dollars worth. -I gave you a hundred dollars? You sure did. -Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? -It's a lot of gum!

You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger and then, eventually... you blow. / What do you know? / You were in the nut house. / What do you think put me there?

Serenity now... insanity later.