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Well, you already said spite, so.... But I changed my mind. No, you said spite. Too late.

Didn't any of the other guys come back? No. I'm sure they all got other jobs like 10 years ago.

Hey, Charlie, guess who's here. Elaine Benes. Elaine Benes? Elaine Benes.

You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here. He's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

And tell you what, put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont.

You're infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays. That's not a right. Well, it's going to be, because I'm going back on strike.

Lady, if you want a sandwich, I'll make you a sandwich. I want the one that I earned.

Damnedest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and we got this bagel place. I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus miracle.

How did my horse do? He had to be shot.

Frank, no offence, but this holiday's a little... out there.

I caught him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs. I thought you said it was a Twix? Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar. Maybe it was. Oh, no. No. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.

That took you an hour? Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities.