Character Analysis
Marla Penny
Played by Jane Leeves
8 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1.7
8
6.8
6.7
Escalation
Marla delivers 8 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 1.7. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Marla Lines
Oh, John... that was wonderful.
Well, because I'm a... virgin.
I don't wanna hear another word! To think how close I came to you being the one! I must have been out of my mind.
Contest? A contest? This is what you do with your friends? It was just a bet. It actually started with George and his mother.
We'll put everything on hooks... You're quite mad, you know.
All Jokes — 8 total
George. Jerry, Marla. Stacy. Stacy. George, Stacy. Jerry. Stacy. George. George. Jerry, Marla. Stacy.
I don't know. He never came back.
We'll put everything on hooks... You're quite mad, you know.
Well, because I'm a... virgin.
Contest? A contest? This is what you do with your friends? It was just a bet. It actually started with George and his mother.
I don't wanna hear another word! To think how close I came to you being the one! I must have been out of my mind.
I don't wanna have anything to do with you or your perverted friends. Get away from me. You're horrible, horrible. All of you.
Oh, John... that was wonderful.