Character Analysis
Marlene
Played by Tracy Kolis
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
0.9
5
6.6
6.3
Setup/Punchline
Marlene delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 0.9. Their comedy leans toward setup/punchline. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Marlene Lines
Jerry · Marlene:I can't believe this. What are you saying? You didn't like my act? So that's it? — I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. — You're a cashier.
Marlene · Jerry:I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. — Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night? — I saw your act.
Marlene · Jerry:Leave a message. I'll call you back. — Jerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark? — I'm not talking into the soap right now. Call me back.
Jerry · Marlene:You can't go by the audience. It was late, they were terrible. — I heard the material. — I have other stuff. You should come see me on the weekend.
Marlene · Jerry:Hey, you know, Jerry, just because George and I don't see each other doesn't mean we shouldn't stay friends. — No. — Good enough. I'm really glad we got that settled.
All Jokes — 11 total
Marlene · Jerry · George:Marlene's pool party story: she jumped in wearing jeans, everyone stared as she got out. 'It's no skin off my hide if people like to look. I just didn't see what the big attraction was.' — Well, I have a general idea what it was. — I could take a guess.
Marlene · Jerry:Hey, you know, Jerry, just because George and I don't see each other doesn't mean we shouldn't stay friends. — No. — Good enough. I'm really glad we got that settled.
Jerry · Marlene:The post-kiss awkward silence between Jerry and Marlene — minimal dialogue, long pauses, 'Nothing really happened.' 'We just kissed a little. People kiss.'
Marlene · Jerry:Leave a message. I'll call you back. — Jerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark? — I'm not talking into the soap right now. Call me back.
Marlene · Jerry:So you want to come up for a few minutes? — I'm sorry, Jerry. I just don't think this is gonna work. — Really? ... I just didn't expect it from the way you've been acting.
Jerry · Marlene:So you want to come up for a few minutes? — I'm sorry, Jerry. I just don't think this is gonna work. — Really? — I know. I'm sorry.
Marlene · Jerry:I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. — Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night? — I saw your act.
Marlene:My act? What does that have to do with anything? ... It's just so much fluff.
Jerry · Marlene:I can't believe this. What are you saying? You didn't like my act? So that's it? — I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. — You're a cashier.
Jerry · Marlene:I can't believe this. What are you saying? You didn't like my act? So that's it? — I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. — You're a cashier.
Jerry · Marlene:You can't go by the audience. It was late, they were terrible. — I heard the material. — I have other stuff. You should come see me on the weekend.