Character Analysis
Mr. Mandelbaum
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
0.9
5
6.5
6.4
Character Comedy
Mr. Mandelbaum delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.4 on impact for a career WAR of 0.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Mr. Mandelbaum Lines
Mr. Mandelbaum · Jerry · Mr. Mandelbaum Jr. · Mr. Mandelbaum:Vivian! / Is this really necessary? / If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat. / What if I can't keep up? / You lag, you drag. / Fire it up, son. / Mandelbaum. Mandelbaum.
Mr. Mandelbaum · Jerry:Hello, doughboy. / Mr. Mandelbaum, you're the personal trainer? / I'm here to whip you into shape. So grab your jock if you need one.
Jerry · Mr. Mandelbaum:How many sessions did my parents pay for? / Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil.
Mr. Mandelbaum:It's go time.
Mr. Mandelbaum · Jerry:Tonight I want you to sleep on this. Toughens the vertebrae. / What in holy hell.
All Jokes — 8 total
Mr. Mandelbaum · Jerry:Hello, doughboy. / Mr. Mandelbaum, you're the personal trainer? / I'm here to whip you into shape. So grab your jock if you need one.
Mr. Mandelbaum:It's go time.
Mr. Mandelbaum:Drop your purse, honey, and pick up that medicine ball.
Mr. Mandelbaum:All aboard the pain train.
Jerry · Mr. Mandelbaum:How many sessions did my parents pay for? / Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil.
Mr. Mandelbaum · Jerry:Tonight I want you to sleep on this. Toughens the vertebrae. / What in holy hell.
Mr. Mandelbaum · Jerry · Mr. Mandelbaum:Sausages. / Is this your diet? / No, they're not mine-- / Don't lie to me, butterbean. We're taking it up a notch.
Mr. Mandelbaum · Jerry · Mr. Mandelbaum Jr. · Mr. Mandelbaum:Vivian! / Is this really necessary? / If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat. / What if I can't keep up? / You lag, you drag. / Fire it up, son. / Mandelbaum. Mandelbaum.