Character Analysis
Rachel Goldstein
Played by Melanie Smith
6 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1.2
6
6.7
6.6
Cringe/Discomfort
Rachel delivers 6 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 1.2. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Rachel Lines
There's lobster in these eggs? Not that much. They shrink in the water.
My father was a lobsterman. He got up every morning at 4 and came home at night stinking of brine. He sent me through law school with the lobsters he caught.
No, I was just wondering if you guys, uh... had any gum. So you were swimming in the pool, and you wanted some gum. Yes. Because the water was cold, and the, uh, chewing warms me up.
We better not. They're gonna be here any second. When are they leaving? In two days. It's been so long. I know. Okay. It's only two more days. Right. Thursday, 3:00.
Those are commercial lobster traps. You can't take lobsters from there. That's against the law.
All Jokes — 6 total
We better not. They're gonna be here any second. When are they leaving? In two days. It's been so long. I know. Okay. It's only two more days. Right. Thursday, 3:00.
No, I was just wondering if you guys, uh... had any gum. So you were swimming in the pool, and you wanted some gum. Yes. Because the water was cold, and the, uh, chewing warms me up.
Those are commercial lobster traps. You can't take lobsters from there. That's against the law.
My father was a lobsterman. He got up every morning at 4 and came home at night stinking of brine. He sent me through law school with the lobsters he caught.
Good morning. Hey. Morning. Morning. Kramer.
There's lobster in these eggs? Not that much. They shrink in the water.