Rick

'Laughingstock,' all that stuff... 'No brains, no ability'? - Teasing.

You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here, and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner... and you'll always be a loser.

Really, I mean that. I am not one of those people... who gives insincere thank-yous. No, sir. No, sir. When I thank somebody, I really thank them. So thank you.

So I'm going to a nudist colony next week.

I usually work naked a couple hours a day.

Who are you? - Oh, you don't want to know, mister. I'm trouble. Big trouble.

You wouldn't believe it if I told you. In fact, I'm glad you're here, you know. Maybe I've been a little rough on you.

How you blew that McConnell deal, I'll never know... but, hey, what the hell, huh?

Maybe I should talk to him. Oh, I don't think so. No, he's an entertainer. You know, all over the place. That's where I come in. I see. So you're his manag...? Neighbour. That's right.

Well, it's a test drive, right? I never drive around here. If I'm gonna recommend this car... I need to see that it'll handle my daily routine. Well, where're we going? Just a little place I like to call 'You'll See.'

Well, just one more errand and we can head back. Actually, it looks like we're gonna need some gas. Well, how much gas you think is in there right now? Well, it's on E.

Oh, I never felt so alive. All right, I'm satisfied. We better get some gas. What? Well, we can't stop now. What do you mean? We have to keep going to the dealership. That was the plan.

Let's just go for it like Thelma and Louise. They drove to a dealership? No, they drove off a cliff.

We did it. We pulled it off. I can't believe it. Where's the needle? Oh, it broke off, baby.