Character Analysis
Sally Weaver
Played by Kathy Griffin
9 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.1
9
6.3
6.4
Character Comedy
Sally delivers 9 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.3 on craft and 6.4 on impact for a career WAR of 1.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Sally Lines
Sally · Kramer:But who am I anyway? I mean there's Sally Weaver the woman, Sally Weaver the artist, Sally Weaver the person... / No, you gotta shut up!
Kramer · Sally:Kramer tells Sally Weaver to her face: 'Why don't you just give up?'
Sally:Sally's TV version of events: 'He says, "Hey, stop doing your show!"' ... 'Okay, Shmootsie.' / 'And he starts pulling at my sweater'
Jerry · Sally:'I stink, you stink. It's showbiz. Everybody stinks.' / 'Yeah! You've been stinking since the Eighties.'
Sally:Sally's impression of Jerry eating
All Jokes — 16 total
Kramer · Sally:Kramer tells Sally Weaver to her face: 'Why don't you just give up?'
Jerry · Sally:'I stink, you stink. It's showbiz. Everybody stinks.' / 'Yeah! You've been stinking since the Eighties.'
Sally:Sally's show opener: 'It's about me and this guy, Jerry Seinfeld, who I like to call The Devil.'
Sally:'I'm doing Jerry now, okay? So you have to imagine I have horns, a tail and hooks instead of feet.'
Sally:to Kramer: Oh, shut up!
Sally:Sally describes her show to Jerry: she 'workshopped' his apology into the script. The result: 'Snoozers!'
Sally:Sally's edit offer: 'I'll tinker. It's all a journey.'
Sally · Fan:A fan has seen Sally's show six times
Sally:Sally's TV version of events: 'He says, "Hey, stop doing your show!"' ... 'Okay, Shmootsie.' / 'And he starts pulling at my sweater'
Sally:Sally's impression of Jerry eating
Sally:Sally's cable TV response to Jerry's cease-and-desist: '---- you!'
Sally · Kramer:But who am I anyway? I mean there's Sally Weaver the woman, Sally Weaver the artist, Sally Weaver the person... / No, you gotta shut up!
Kramer · Sally:'I'm sorry, I — I haven't spoken in days.' / 'Well, lay it on me, string bean.'
Sally:Sally on cable: 'I heard he makes his best friend date women who look just like him.'
Sally:'Guess who got a no-polish manicure and begged his neighbor not to tell anyone?' — Sally outing Jerry's manicure
Sally:Oh, and speaking of issues. Guess who got a no-polish manicure and begged his neighbor not to tell anyone?