Character Analysis
Soup Nazi
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
5.8
11
8.0
7.9
Character Comedy
Soup Nazi delivers 11 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 8.0 on craft and 7.9 on impact for a career WAR of 5.8. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Soup Nazi Lines
Soup Nazi:Very good. Very good. You know something? No soup for you! / What? / Come back, one year! / Next!
George · Soup Nazi:Excuse me. I think you forgot my bread. / Bread, $2.00 extra. / Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread. / You want bread? / Yes, please. / Three dollars! / What? / No soup for you!
Soup Nazi · Sheila · Jerry:What is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line. / I can kiss anywhere I want to. / You just cost yourself a soup.
Soup Nazi · Elaine:You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces. / Now, who wants soup? / Next, speak up.
Elaine · Soup Nazi:I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. 'Five cups chopped porcini mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, three pounds celery.' That is my recipe for wild mushroom. Yeah, that's right. I got them all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder. Mulagatani. / Mulagatani? / You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. / Next!
All Jokes — 15 total
George · Soup Nazi:Excuse me. I think you forgot my bread. / Bread, $2.00 extra. / Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread. / You want bread? / Yes, please. / Three dollars! / What? / No soup for you!
Elaine · Soup Nazi:Bread. Beautiful. / You're pushing your luck, little man.
Elaine · Soup Nazi:Oh, one mulagatani, and... What is that there? Is that lima bean? / Yes. / Never been a big fan.
Soup Nazi:Very good. Very good. You know something? No soup for you! / What? / Come back, one year! / Next!
Soup Nazi · Sheila · Jerry:What is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line. / I can kiss anywhere I want to. / You just cost yourself a soup.
Soup Nazi:Do I know you?
Soup Nazi · Kramer:All right, now listen to me. You have been a good friend... I have an armoire in my basement. If you want to pick it up, you're welcome to it.
Kramer · Soup Nazi:You are the only one who understands me. You suffer for your soup. / Yes, that is right. / You demand perfection from yourself, from your soup. How can I tolerate any less from my customers?
Customer · Soup Nazi:Gazpacho, por favor. / 'Por favor'? / Oh, I'm part Spanish.
Soup Nazi:Adios, muchacho. / You heard him. Get out.
Soup Nazi · Elaine:You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces. / Now, who wants soup? / Next, speak up.
Soup Nazi:Now, who wants soup? Next, speak up.
Jerry · George · Susan · Soup Nazi:I think it's great that you're so open with your affections in public. See, we had that. But the mental thing... But, anyway... / I'll see you. / Yeah. / See you. / Go on, leave. Get out! / But I didn't do anything. / Next.
Elaine · Soup Nazi:Hello. / You? / You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everyone's time.
Elaine · Soup Nazi:I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. 'Five cups chopped porcini mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, three pounds celery.' That is my recipe for wild mushroom. Yeah, that's right. I got them all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder. Mulagatani. / Mulagatani? / You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. / Next!