Theater Employee

George · Theater Employee:George discovers he's been standing in the ticket-holders' line the whole time — not the buyers' line. When asked if it's the holders' line, the employee says yes. George: 'When I asked you before if you had a ticket, you said no.' Employee: 'I didn't. My friend was getting it.' George: 'That's good. It's good to be accurate.'

Jerry · Theater Employee:Excuse me, have you seen a guy with, like... a horse face, big teeth and a pointed nose? / Flared nostrils? / Yeah. / Nope. Haven't seen him.

Jerry · Theater Employee:Hey, did that guy show up? / The guy with the horse face and the big teeth? / No, the guy with the big head and the flared nostrils. / There was a short guy with glasses — looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head. But he left.

Jerry · Theater Employee:Ticket, sir? / I just went out. I went to look for my friend. / Do you have your stub? / My stub? Who keeps the stub? No one holds on to the stub. I'm going to the movies for 25 years, nobody ever asked me for the stub.

Jerry · Theater Employee:I can't let you in without your stub. / All right. Here. It's my friend's ticket. Happy now? You got two tickets. Two of my friends.

Jerry · Theater Employee:The second stub confrontation — Jerry loses the stub AGAIN and must produce yet another friend's ticket. 'I got the stub. I got the stub. I put it right in my pocket. I got the... I'm telling you, I got the stub.'

Theater Employee · Elaine:I can let you see Rochelle Rochelle. / Thanks.