
Character Analysis

Tim Whatley
Played by Bryan Cranston
13 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
Total Jokes
13.0
Avg Craft
7.3
Avg Impact
7.1
Comedy Style
Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Whatley
You have no idea what my people have been through. / The Jews? / No, the dentists.
Of course, none of our patients had any idea exactly what we were up to.
We have the highest suicide rate of any profession. / Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?
Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years. / Five thousand. / Five thousand, even better.
I'm a Jew. / Excuse me? / I'm a Jew. I finished converting two days ago.
All Jokes — 10 total
Of course, none of our patients had any idea exactly what we were up to.
I'm a Jew. / Excuse me? / I'm a Jew. I finished converting two days ago.
You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
Which reminds me, did you hear the one about the rabbit and the farmer's daughter, huh? 'Those aren't matzo balls.'
Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years. / Five thousand. / Five thousand, even better.
Chrissy, give me a shtickl of fluoride.
Father Curtis, good guy. Oh, which reminds me. Did ya hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?
Are-- Are you about done? / Oh, I'm just getting warmed up. / Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines.
You have no idea what my people have been through. / The Jews? / No, the dentists.
We have the highest suicide rate of any profession. / Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?