Character Analysis
Judge Carl Robertson
Played by Sherman Hemsley
33 jokes across 3 episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
0.3
33
6.8
6.7
Character Comedy
Judge Robertson delivers 33 scored jokes across 3 episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 0.3. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Judge Robertson Lines
Judge Robertson:Well, where did you have them last?
Judge Robertson:Did I leave here with my pants on? Yes. Oh, thank God. But that means you must throw a lousy party.
Reporter · Judge Robertson:Lovely family. Thank you. Who are they? Rented.
Phil · Judge Robertson:Judge, we discussed that over dinner. I'm running against you. What? How dare you! Get out of my house! Out! Lionel, show him the door.
Judge Robertson:I'm laughing at something that happened yesterday. I'm done now.
All Jokes — 32 total
Judge Robertson:Looks like you haven't stepped on the scales of justice in quite some time.
Judge Robertson:I'm laughing at something that happened yesterday. I'm done now.
Judge Robertson:There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the furnace.
Judge Robertson:You've aged.
Judge Robertson:And what the hell is that you're wearing?
Judge Robertson:Benson.
Judge Robertson:I didn't know you were really a butler.
Judge Robertson:Point taken. You have the makings of a fine judge.
Judge Robertson:You see, the prosecutor was a babe... so after I decided in her favor, she decided in mine.
Judge Robertson:Good, maybe you can remember where I parked.
Judge Robertson · Philip · Judge Robertson:Not only has she aged, she has a beer belly. / That's my wife and she's pregnant. / Then she should lay off the beer.
Judge Robertson:Make the check out to cash. In fact, why don't you just give me the cash? Or maybe that ring.
Judge Robertson:Well, where did you have them last?
Philip · Judge Robertson:I'll be frank. / Okay, and who am I?
Judge Robertson:I don't have to wear pants, and besides, there's no one to run against me.
Judge Robertson:And I can see myself in your head.
Judge Robertson:No wonder the garage door opener didn't work. It took forever to pry it open.
Judge Robertson:Women. They've been a problem ever since they got the right to vote.
Judge Robertson:What else? I married her.
Judge Robertson:But the truth is, I dumped her after law school.
Judge Robertson:I got the money, the house, the car, the boat, and she got to keep the kids.
Judge Robertson:Possession is nine-tenths of the law, my boy.
Judge Robertson:You ever think about going into politics?
Judge Robertson:Nice meeting you, young lady. Be sure to rock the vote.
Judge Robertson:Did I leave here with my pants on? Yes. Oh, thank God. But that means you must throw a lousy party.
Phil · Judge Robertson:Judge, we discussed that over dinner. I'm running against you. What? How dare you! Get out of my house! Out! Lionel, show him the door.
Judge Robertson:Yes, yes!
Judge Robertson:You idiot, you don't even deserve to sit on the bench.
Reporter · Judge Robertson:Lovely family. Thank you. Who are they? Rented.
Judge Robertson:I thought he was selling condoms.
Judge Robertson:You're dead meat, Tiny.
Judge Robertson:There goes Philip Banks... the biggest sap that ever lived. What a stooge.