Jeannie Sanders

Jeannie · Larry Sanders:She's not that bad. / She isn't that bad? / Artie said when we got out of the meeting, 'I swear I killed that woman in Korea.'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:The fucking dog's at it again. / Would you act like a dog, for God's sakes? / Oh, honey. / He thinks he's doing good.

Jeannie · Larry Sanders:It's not your Make Me Laugh audition tape, is it? / No, but if you want to see that again, just... / You sure? Okay.

Jeannie · Larry Sanders:If you don't want to do the Weasel thing, just... / I'm not in the mood for sex talk, honey.

Robert Hays · Larry Sanders · Jeannie:By the way, I bought a Garden Weasel this morning, and I love it. / Did you see the commercial? / It was very funny. / Wasn't that funny? You see, honey, that's two of us.

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:You tell that Korean woman that she's wrong. / She is not Korean. Everybody thinks she's Korean.

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry to Jeannie, gesturing at his tie: 'This tie? You like it? Doesn't make my butt look fat, does it?'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry complains about having a dinner party: 'I'll be sitting on a couch, talking to people, entertaining... without being able to say, "We'll be right back."'

Beverly · Jeannie:Beverly calls Jeannie back: 'Yeah, it's up to eight people.' / 'You better make that nine.' / 'Yeah, why don't we just say ten...'

Larry Sanders · Beverly · Jeannie:Beverly reports the count is up to 12 — Jeannie suggests 14 to be safe — Larry: 'Would you not invite any more people? Jeez, it's my dinner. It's my house, my sofa.'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry's pre-party anxiety: 'I don't want Martin Mull to come over to see what's going on. I hate the way he's always gotta know what's going on.'

Jeannie · Larry Sanders:You're putting everything we own into a box. / Just a couple of things, like Aquarium Digest. / I don't think they need to know this kind of information.

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry refuses a drink before the party: 'They'll smell it on my breath, and they'll think that I drink.' / 'You do drink.' / 'You do. I do not drink.'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry: 'You know, I'm the one who should be nervous. I don't even know these people, and I am relaxed. Goody for you.'

Artie · Jeannie · Larry Sanders:Artie says Ghost is Larry's favorite movie — Jeannie confirms he cries at the end 'when he finishes with his mission on Earth and has to go back to heaven' — Larry denies it but immediately needs to go to the bar.

Jeannie:Jeannie tells the Aspen story: 'Then, of course, that night he wanted to have sex. I said no, so we ended up dry-humping on the couch all week.'

Martin Mull · Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Mull's aside about 'Come here' being for when the show goes off the air — Larry overhears and panics: 'What do you mean, when the show...'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry confronts Jeannie: 'You're telling people about our lives. About dry-humping, Aspen, Montana.' / 'You were spying on me?' / 'I was standing nearby.'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry: 'I just want you to be yourself.' / Jeannie: 'I am being myself.' / Larry: 'I will tell you when I am being myself.'

Jeannie:Jeannie: 'Excuse me. I'm from Chicago. When we have parties, we invite actual friends and we have fun. And we talk about whatever comes up.'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry: 'Keep it down. They will think we're fighting.' / Jeannie: 'We ARE fighting!'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry and Jeannie fight in whispers — 'All you care about is what they think.' / 'That is not true.' / 'Then why are you whispering?' / 'I am not whispering.'

Larry Sanders · Jeannie:Larry asks Jeannie for 'one of those little Lady Di smiles' to wave the guests out — 'That's all I'm asking from you. Okay. One more fake moment and we're done.'

Jeannie · Larry Sanders:Jeannie: 'If you don't open the door in the next five seconds, I'm gonna tell everyone out here the nickname you have for your penis. One...' Larry opens the door.