Costume Contest

Character trying on someone else's costume without permission

Character not noticing it wasn't his hot coffee

Handbag as answer to seven-letter crossword clue

Branch on planet Jupiter is up 8,000% in sales

Stanley immediately leaving at 5:00 despite meeting

'Love you' said to Stanley as he leaves

Kevin saying he looks like Michael Moore as his costume statement

Erin answering phone 'How can I haunt you today?'

MacGruber countdown interrupting normal conversation

Coupon book worth $15,000 in savings requiring spending $200,000

If I was the real Scranton strangler, you'd be so strangled by now

To my chickens, I'm the Scranton strangler

Dwight insulting Angela's Olive Oyl costume as his mother

Jim refusing to put on Popeye costume despite Pam's Olive Oyl

Jim's talking head about being too old for costumes even as a kid

MacGruber explaining sales policies with bomb countdown

Why don't witches wear panties? To grip the broom

Where does Dracula like to water ski? Lake Erie

Has anyone started calling you Gabe-wad yet?

Darryl hiding ream of paper in shirt thinking he might get hit

Michael's talking head about bringing racists to lunch with Darryl

Oscar explaining coupon book math while everyone ignores him

Public School is the name of Danny's bar

Pam choosing whoever smells most like her father

Jim and Pam were Romeo and Juliet except Juliet didn't have a great time

I'm like an elephant in that way. You know what eleph... this sucks for Jim

Michael trying to get shy Darryl to come out and embrace being a superstar

Michael being peeved that Darryl went over his head to go behind his back

Andy and Kevin telling Danny that Jim and Pam begged them not to go

Kevin and Gabe discussing extremes of human physique

Kevin teaching Gabe Lady Gaga robot power-down move

Danny not remembering if it was two or three dates with Pam

You can't handle the truth! / Well, that does not sound like me

Suck it

Oscar as rational consumer costume

Michael's Darryl costume with jive talking

Monster Mash playing during costume show

Angela as sexy nurse costume reluctantly

Ouija board spelling A-S-S-E-T for Darryl

Halpert, you looking for someone to bang your wife?

Erin bobbing for apples and eating them

Danny calling Pam dorky as reason for not calling back

Darryl listing what everyone else did for him vs Michael

Michael's hat solution for decision making

Andy's Cornell a cappella story interrupting Darryl's problems

Who doesn't call a dork like that back?

Jim and Pam as Popeye and Olive Oyl doing voices

Oscar winning costume contest despite rational consumer concept