Character Analysis
Cathy Simms
Played by Lindsey Broad
7 jokes across 3 episodes of The Office
0.3
7
5.9
5.8
Cringe/Discomfort
Cathy delivers 7 scored jokes across 3 episodes of The Office, averaging 5.9 on craft and 5.8 on impact for a career WAR of 0.3. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Cathy Lines
Stanley · Jim · Cathy:Stanley shows up at Jim's room: 'My mini bar is oddly out of rum.' Sees Cathy. 'Oh, hello.' Jim: 'We're watching a game. The Heat game. Just a game.' Stanley: 'Got it. Good night. Careful, Jim. It gets easier and easier.'
Cathy:Cathy: 'Oh, my God! What are you thinking? I know that you're married. I sat at your wife's desk. How little do you think of me?'
Dwight · Jim · Cathy:Jim tries to get Cathy to leave; Cathy acts surprised. Dwight bursts in with chemicals from the maid's cart. 'Stand back! Aah! Stop it, oh, my God! That burns! What is that?' 'It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off of the maid's cart.' Jim: 'Dwight, there!' 'Oh, God, stop it! Stop it!' 'Big one! Really big one!' 'I can't breathe!'
Dwight · Cathy · Patty Grossman:Cathy is introduced to 'fatty gruesome, freelancer for Wired Magazine' — actually Patty Grossman, who is a woman
Jim · Cathy:Jim: 'Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.' Cathy: 'Oh, no, that's not this 'cause that's in March.' Jim: 'Uh, this is just the NBA. Professional. Miami Heat, actually. So—' Cathy: 'LeBron James.' Jim: 'Yes, nice. Good word association.' [Giggles]
All Jokes — 13 total
Jim · Cathy:That line from Zoolander? It was from a deleted scene. / So we were both right. / Told you.
Jim · Cathy:Jim and Cathy pair up for chicken fights in the pool. Jim awkwardly says 'Come on, Cath' — reaction shot implied as Erin and Dwight watch.
Unknown · Cathy · Unknown:'Maybe we'll see the real Talla-nasty we've been hearing so much about.' 'Talla-nasty, very clever.' 'Wait, you think she invented Talla-nasty?'
Cathy:Cathy talking head: 'I thought I was gonna be hanging out with Stanley on this trip, but he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.'
Jim · Cathy:Jim: 'Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.' Cathy: 'Oh, no, that's not this 'cause that's in March.' Jim: 'Uh, this is just the NBA. Professional. Miami Heat, actually. So—' Cathy: 'LeBron James.' Jim: 'Yes, nice. Good word association.' [Giggles]
Cathy · Jim:Cathy does something with a piece of food (apparently ties a knot). Jim: 'Impressive.' Cathy: 'Oh, please, anyone can tie a knot. The real skill is in untying it.'
Stanley · Jim · Cathy:Stanley shows up at Jim's room: 'My mini bar is oddly out of rum.' Sees Cathy. 'Oh, hello.' Jim: 'We're watching a game. The Heat game. Just a game.' Stanley: 'Got it. Good night. Careful, Jim. It gets easier and easier.'
Jim · Cathy:Jim: 'Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight...' [pause] 'Is crazy gone?'
Cathy · Jim:Cathy: 'Wait, this is why I exercise like a fiend. Feel.' [Jim hesitates but feels] Cathy: 'Seriously.' Jim: 'Okay, all right. I'm really sorry, uh, I just have to say it. I'm married. I'm very happily married.'
Cathy:Cathy: 'Oh, my God! What are you thinking? I know that you're married. I sat at your wife's desk. How little do you think of me?'
Cathy · Jim:Cathy: 'Can you without running to the other side of the room all night?' Jim: 'Yes, I can.' Cathy: 'Okay. You can watch, not watch, whatever you want to do. Take another shower. I don't care.' [Pause] Jim: 'Okay.' [Sighs] Cathy: 'I am so cold.'
Dwight · Jim · Cathy:Jim tries to get Cathy to leave; Cathy acts surprised. Dwight bursts in with chemicals from the maid's cart. 'Stand back! Aah! Stop it, oh, my God! That burns! What is that?' 'It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off of the maid's cart.' Jim: 'Dwight, there!' 'Oh, God, stop it! Stop it!' 'Big one! Really big one!' 'I can't breathe!'
Dwight · Cathy · Patty Grossman:Cathy is introduced to 'fatty gruesome, freelancer for Wired Magazine' — actually Patty Grossman, who is a woman