Dusty

You know, I smashed my phone a couple years ago, too. With a hammer. Never missed it. Miss the hammer, but I guess that's why. God made rocks.

Get off my beach, you stupid seagulls.

I helped her take down all your pictures.

Those steps are just for the feet of the Bay Boys. Get back in the ball, dude.

Oh, you served in Vietnam? Surfed. I surfed in Vietnam. Two group tours.

We went for sushi last night, and he never touched his fork. Well, a little bit for the rice. It's the hard part. But not when the guy was looking.

If you think that I enjoy being put in the position of ridiculing you, intimidating you, emasculating you, you're wrong, little guy. Wrong.

Dusty: 'Dusty's an expert on Orient... Uh... Asian inscrutability.'

Dusty: 'You said we'd get ice cream.'

Well, maybe, like, babies, but that's weird, because who likes babies?

Right. That's why I chose the word 'weird.'

I just wasted an hour and a half working on an opening joke, till I realized that it's from Fast and Furious. It doesn't even work unless you're in a Camaro.

I hate him! I hope he loses! I'm going to my fort!

What a [BLEEP] day! Sorry. Just... I heard my... my dad's in the hospital.

You cut your hair. Eh. Yeah.

Uh, I... I didn't know about the videotape. So, I mean, what... You can just see he... he's throwing the body right off the cliff, so everyone's like, 'Uh...' 'I mean, what else could it be?'

I'm feeling like people are judging me, and it's just not making me feel that great.

Stepmom.

Nah. I mean, she's a little old for me, don't you think? She's, like... your age.

Fifty-six and a half.

Not gonna let that ruin my recess.

I mean, was that an option? Because you did almost kill my dad.

Mistrial! Mistrial! Yes, yes, I missed your trial!

No touching! Or touching. Yeah, feel it. It's a rental.

She asked you to get rid of family memories? Why? Is that weird? It's just that, typically, the drinking does that.

Mother, I'm going to open the box! Mom's not here, so it turns out she's not as all-powerful as I think she is.

These are three-quarter-inch, Michael. This is not a TV station in the '70s.

Objection. Is this going somewhere? Yeah, that's what I wanted to find out.

Oh, that'll be great timing, because I've been drinking this free court water. Does the prosecution have any objections? I need a break. Oh, let him go. Oh, he worked through recess.

Two brothers can't be charged for the same crime. Well, I hate to say it, but you may have been getting better advice from Barry.